Cool statuses about summer. Cool short statuses about summer Status waiting for summer
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On any beach holiday there are people who sunbathe in glasses) Thank you, you make me laugh so much!)
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What are your plans for the summer? - Fall in love...
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There will be summer, there will be life!!
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Here it will be summer, we will go to the dacha in the hands of a shovel and h.yachim ......
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My status went to hang out in the summer ..
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With a cool head and clean hands, in hot pursuit - towards the summer!
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Wait for me, summer, I'll be beautifully undressed.
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I want summer! Give in the summer!!!))) cool statuses about summer
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Watermelon is a wonderful food! and ate, and drank, and washed.
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Summer begins when the booze is over and there is no money))))
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It's time to think about the figure, summer will come faster than it seems.
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I want the summer to continue, but since the autumn rains, long and tedious.
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Do you want to ruin your summer? - fall in love in June.
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Now I understand why in high school they don’t write the essay “What I did in the summer”
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As usual in the summer worthwhile events take place at night. A night like this for three months...
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The hot summer is good - no woman will say that she lacks warmth.
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I want summer, money, fame .. Glory is possible even now ...
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A drum around your neck and a flag up your ass for balance!!! Cool statuses about summer
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Repin's painting "sailed" - they rowed all night, but they forgot to untie the boat ...
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Summer - frivolity, openness, tenderness, emotionality, in a word, childhood!
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Summer...dreams....love... Eh... this can't be returned... but it can be repeated!!!))
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Spit on problems - June has come!
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Cool statuses about summer - Summer is a sea of sun, light, warmth... It's time for joy... It's the sun in the sky... And a bright sparkle in the eyes...
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Stubble grows faster, I want a cold beer, I like everything that is undressed - it's a treacherous summer.
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This serene summer will soon return .... favorite stilettos, a chiffon dress, with straps…..the smell of your perfume, a warm breeze caressing so boldly…..kisses, passion… goosebumps……night city delirious……and to my mother, in my mobile: "I'll come in the morning."
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I know what you did last summer! I still know what you did last summer!! I will always know what you did last summer!!!
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I hate summer..everything gets terribly s*xual! =)
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Spring has passed, summer has come - thanks to the party for this!
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From dusk to dawn, this summer is our summer!
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Summer nights are not made for sleeping.
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If everyone is naked on the beach, it means that the season is summer! Cool statuses about summer
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And I want summer ... and heavy rain ... to run barefoot on the asphalt and scream how much I love you ...
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My summer won't work without you...
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Summer is when the minimum amount of clothing allows you to maximize the appearance of the opposite sex.
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This summer will be ours..)))
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Oh, Indian summer, what women, such is summer.
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Summer is the season of irresponsibility.
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It’s good in the capital in the summer, riot police pester brunettes ...
Cool statuses about summer
How we all love summer! One has only to think about this time of year, as a fire flares up in the soul. There are even special sites that keep an online countdown of days until the beginning of summer. People are warmed by the thought that they will soon begin sleepless nights, endless walks with friends, movies until the morning and hot weather. But do not be sad at other times of the year, because each of them is special in its own way. But you can bring summer closer, and our new website will help you with this. We decided to create a page and completely devote it to one topic - statuses about the summer. We present you the most extensive site with an unprecedented number of statuses. In addition, we are constantly working on the site and make it even more convenient and interactive.
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Mosquitoes have become more cunning, fly up, sit on the bed, and then go on foot so that it is not heard ...
I propose to fine summer for speeding. It flew by quickly.
If there was no winter, but all the time summer - We would not wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would distract hay, a river, a beach and women. The rating of sites would not grow, if only, if only!
Summer is a time of happiness, hopes and drunkenness, which is better not to remember;)
Cool status about summer: Wait for me, summer, I'll be beautifully undressed...
I hope there will be less snow in the summer.
Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Kristina swam with fat and did not swim.
Ah, July, the crown of summer... The sea, the beach, people all around... You dream for two minutes... Then you plant the garden...
Wonderful summer! You won’t burn, you won’t peel off, you won’t stick to the asphalt, you won’t sweat... The only negative is that sandals don’t fit on a warm toe!
Cool status about summer: Where are you in the summer? - Drink up!
What kind of sushi lover am I?! I am a true sea lover!
Great summer! The only pity is that the tan through the jacket does not fit ...
And the summer smells of smoke from the grill, raspberries, the sea, heavy rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we are waiting for!
Weather forecasters swear that summer this year will be generally warmer than winter, and even a little warmer than spring ...
I want it to always be like this: summer, then summer again, then New Year, birthday, summer and summer again.
Summer is coming, and I have nothing to undress in ...
Summer will show who pumped the press, and who - the door of the refrigerator!
I'm in the summer zone! Mind, honor and conscience are inaccessible! There is one frivolity in communication ...
The higher the thermometer... the shorter the length of my skirt.
And now I greet mosquitoes. He sits on me, and he is like this: "Come on five!"
Summer is the time when you set an alarm for 03.00 so as not to forget to go to bed.
Cool status about the summer: With the onset of a hot summer, minibuses turn into microwaves.
Summer... let's hit computer addiction with alcoholism!
I want summer, stupidly wandering the streets, drinking fanta, hiding from the sun and not knowing what day of the week it is.
The time has come when you stand at 2 o'clock in the morning in your shorts with a slipper in your hand on the bed .. and look out for this buzzing bastard.
Summer is the time to sleep well until 15:00, have breakfast at 16:00, get dressed by 18:00 and finally be ready to go out with friends =)
Let's go throw Viagra into the sea and watch the sun rise...
My status went to hang out in the summer!
And the summer smells of smoke from the barbecue, raspberries, the sea, heavy rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we are waiting for!!!
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And from this summer there will be only a souvenir brought from the sea, a framed photo and memories .... Probably the sweetest memories.
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Summer is a sea of sun, light and warmth... It's time for joy... It's the sun in the sky... And a bright sparkle in your eyes.
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I want to go where the sea and the heat ... And no business !!! Sit in the summer by the sea, enjoy the sunset and think about the good…
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Summer in the capital: hot asphalt smokes from the heat, you can’t sleep at night, you can’t hide from mosquito bites, and no matter how much water you drink, you still won’t get drunk.
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From the memories there is nowhere to go ... This summer is forever in my heart.
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And somewhere the sea, beaches, macho ... The sunset is intoxicatingly beautiful! Everything is simpler with us - summer, summer cottage, Shovels, rakes, vodka with beer !!!
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Summer: - 3 months without textbooks - 92 days of freedom - 2208 hours of happiness - 132480 minutes of bliss - 7948800 seconds of brightness. Soon. Very soon.
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I propose to fine the summer for speeding!
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Head full of ideas, people have many plans... Lots of sunlight... Summer... Summer... Summer...
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Only on Russian beaches are buoys placed in several lines. The first ones are for which you can’t swim, and the second ones for which, seriously, you shouldn’t!
I will not go to Cyprus this year. Last year I did not go to Miami, the year before last - to Tahiti. On the next year I don't know where I'm going...
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Nothing is more pleasing to the eye than a suitcase packed for vacation ...)
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Summer is a period when you can’t just open a window on a bus that didn’t close in winter.
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I used to love summer, but then I realized that summer can be at any time of the year, if there was money ... Now I love money
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- Dad, are we going to the sea this summer? - With your grades .. your tutors will go to the sea this year!
Great summer this year! The only pity is that the tan through the jacket does not fit!
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I just burn with the desire to go to the sea ... I now have such a tradition ... Every year in the summer I want to go to the sea!
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Now I understand why we stopped writing an essay on the topic “How I spent this summer” in high school))
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There are seas and beaches in the distance, a heady and beautiful sunset! .. It’s easier with us: in the summer - a summer residence, in the winter - vodka, but with beer.
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Some rest in the summer, others - where SUMMER is.
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The last month of summer, we walk until dawn!
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And I'll add salt to a puddle - and there will be a small sea))
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Summer is a small life!
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Butt sticks to the stool - it means summer has come!
Summer has come .... Online friends fell 2 times))
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Summer is coming. Hello Diet!
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Chronicler... This is when the end of summer... Absolutely...
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It's good in Siberia in the summer - there is no snow for a whole month!
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Sea, summer, sun, beach - a terrible face, makeup is smeared.
I want to go where there is no Internet, the sea excites and lights up the summer.
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Summer nights, we are waiting for you very much))
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After reading this, you brought summer closer by 5 seconds =)
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summer is Good night at six in the morning.
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We urgently need the fourth month of summer!
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I want a summer so that there is no time for the Internet!
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Summer has come so fast that there are winter boots, spring boots and sandals in the hallway. In one row.
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So summer has come and the struggle of those who are blowing with those who are hot has begun))
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Guys, summer is coming, don't upset the female psyche, don't wear flip flops with socks...
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The time has come when you stand at 2 o'clock in the morning in your shorts with a slipper in your hand on the bed .. and look out for this buzzing bastard.
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Again, by the summer I did not have time to lose weight. You need to feed your husband. I win by contrast.
Statuses about the end of summer
It's a pity that "500 Days of Summer" is only the name of the movie.
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If winter jokes until April, I want summer to take revenge until December.
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August is like Sunday evening.
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If on the calendar - August 31, and you have not been on vacation yet - this is your holiday. Loshara Day.
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It feels like summer is fading fast. Please slow down a little - I can't keep up!
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I can't help but feel like summer is almost over. That's it, just a couple more moments, and that's it: leaf fall, rain, hot tea, study and melancholy.
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Let's have your September already, with this summer everything is clear to me!
cool and funny statuses in VK about the summer are different. By publishing new short statuses in funny poems, advice "on the contrary", paraphrased quotes, we want to talk about the changes that are happening to us. Sometimes cool statuses about summer are unexpected proposals to meet the dawn in the courtyard of the house or go on a horseback ride on ... a pony.
Summer is the time when you set an alarm for 03.00 so as not to forget to go to bed.
To the one who said that the summer will be hot - an umbrella would be yes in the face !!!
Autumn - I want summer. Winter - I want summer. Spring - I want summer. Summer - oh, how hot it is! :))
Looks like I'm pregnant. I'm sick of work and drawn to the salty sea.
There is nothing sadder in the world than the thought of the ending summer...
This summer, only mosquitoes will hang out with you.
And the summer smells of smoke from the barbecue ... raspberries, the sea, heavy rain ... ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we are waiting for!
I'm in the summer zone! Mind, honor and conscience are inaccessible! There is one frivolity in communication ...)))
SUMMER - preparation for beach season: Girls attend fitness centers, beauty salons. Guys cut their toenails and that's it.
- Honey, what should I take with me to the sea so that everyone, looking at me, goes nuts? - Sled.
The summer is hot. Everyone went to sea! Well, I didn’t get bored - Hello, COTTAGE ... E-MY
And somewhere the sea, beaches, macho ... Sunset, intoxicatingly beautiful ... But at home it's easier - summer, summer cottage, shovels, rakes, vodka with beer ...
Mosquitoes have become more cunning, fly up, sit on the bed, and then go on foot so that it is not heard ...
Great summer! The only pity is that the tan through the jacket does not fit ...
Summer ... Let's hit computer addiction with alcoholism!
What kind of sushi lover am I?! I am a true sea lover!
Hot summer is coming... It's time to think about how to spend your vacation. I haven't forgiven myself for last year!
Well, the heat ... ... .... if I'm wrong, throw a lump of snow at me.
I want it to always be like this: summer, then summer again, then the new year, birthday, summer and summer again.
Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Kristina swam with fat and did not swim.
If there was no winter, but all the time summer - We would not wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would distract hay, a river, a beach and women. The rating of sites would not grow, if only, if only!
Wonderful summer! You won’t burn, you won’t peel off, you won’t stick to the asphalt, you won’t sweat… The only negative is that sandals don’t fit on a warm toe!
I went out into the street, thought ... Something swept past, with awesome speed ... "Summer," I guessed.
Summer is the time to sleep well until 15:00, have breakfast at 16:00, get dressed by 18:00 and finally be ready to go out with friends =)
Coping with Summer Depression 1 wait, 2 wait, 3 wait, 4 wait, 5 still wait Done! Now you have autumn depression! You are gorgeous!
Summer is the unfulfilled promise of spring. Speaking of summer, everyone dreams of enjoying blissful warm nights, and in return they get a fake
I love him, with him it seems like summer is getting even warmer. I won’t because it’s light next to him, and when I’m with him, I don’t even need light
The smell of summer time is very diverse. It can smell like barbecue, sea, rain, raspberries, cherries and, of course, a long-awaited vacation.
If you go to the page in contact and most of your friends see the status: “left”, then summer has come
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What do you kill your time for when it's summer and hot? A great time to relax on the sea, but instead you sit in contact and read my status
Summer time is a time of incredible adventures and unforgettable night walks.
Everyone is looking forward to my new status about how my summer is going. Insane interest is where I am, what is happening to me, how much I have drunk and what I have done
Summer is associated with a light chiffon dress, favorite stilettos, the sweet aroma of fresh perfume, a warm breeze and passionate kisses until morning. And in the mobile, a painfully familiar SMS addressed to my mother: “I’ll come in the morning”!
Summer ... It's stupid to wander the streets, hide from the sun and not know what day of the week it is ...
Summer is le, summer is that, Summer is summer, L, E, T and O
Half a bottle of rum, two pistols. A bag of change of clothes - and you're done. Here it is, our summer. Nothing is sacred at all.
Summer has just begun, and I have already managed to get lost in the days!
Summer....I'm fried like a cutlet.
Summer, sun, heat, dance until the morning - as soon as possible)
Some rest in the summer, others - where SUMMER is.
Wet armpit season is open 😉
And I need your eyes to soar in them like a bird. When it's SUMMER outside - you need to fall in love!
I want summer and sun!!! AND MORE!!!)
Chronicler... This is when the end of summer... Absolutely...
I really want this summer to be unforgettable.^^
Summer has come ... Online friends fell 2 times =D
Then all autumn she will regret it, because in her life with him this is the last summer ...
Summer. The air conditioners started leaking.
My status went to hang out in the summer!!! :-).
Probably in the life of every person there was one, that special summer that he will never forget!
Summer is interesting and fast or tedious and long... the law of meanness!
as usual in summer, all worthwhile events take place at night. A night like this for three months...
eeeh, I love summer)) Well, when else, besides the New Year, on SMS “Are you sleeping?”, You will receive the answer “No))”.
- Oh dear, sometime already is summer coming? - REAL summer will come when you earn it.
From dusk to dawn, this summer is our summer!
Summer is a small life
Summer... a time when it's easier to breathe, easier to love someone, easier to dream of someone, easier to desire someone
Summer: the time of the year when mothers need the patience of teachers)
She loves hot chocolate, summer, the sea and it .... She is a little crazy ... Every day I see her in the mirror Waiting for someone ... Former to someone ... Future to someone ... ..
The season of bloody legs from awesome shoes has begun!
Summer is the most superb time, you dream of spending all 90 days so that this summer will remain in your memory forever ...
I want summer, the sea, the beach, a bottle of martini and a sign that says "DO NOT DISTURB!"
August is the month when it is impossible to open the window on the bus, which could not be closed in December.
It's time for schools to think about renaming the essay from "How I Spent My Summer" to "How I Spent My Summer"!
Summer broke everyone in pairs, but it just broke me ..
hot summer days)) and the water in the river is not yet warm enough to swim ... (((it's a shame (((
Summer is the time when you set the alarm for 03.00 so as not to forget to go to bed
If you have lived a year and seen the change of times - winter, spring, summer, autumn - then you have already seen everything.
Summer does have its downsides. We are all pissed off by sand in our shoes or mosquitoes.
Every summer is one big kill of my body!
Now I understand why in high school they don’t write an essay “What I did in the summer”
I want summer ... it is in the summer that I am happy ...
The first sign of summer: “What day of the week is it today?”
In June, I always ask myself the question: Is it poplar fluff that flies so low, or are dandelions completely fucking?!))
In the summer, borscht is replaced by okroshka!
... Summer is a sea of sun, light, warmth ... It's time for joy ... It's the sun in the sky ... And a bright sparkle in the eyes ...
It is better to rest in the summer than to work in the winter.
If the summer is as hot as the previous one, the most relevant tackle will be “Hi, I have air conditioning”!
Summer is "good night" at 6.30 am)
it's so cool outside ... overcast, sun, rain and warm =))
Summer-kisses until dawn :).
in two Saturdays, we will wake up in the summer
I want to remind you: that some people missed 27 days of summer. You have 67 more. Good luck.
It's summer! Long live the diet!
Dry summer... The knights went smallish.
Summer 2011: sundress on the floor, a small denim jacket and gladiator sandals, well, a flower on the head ... everyone))
It’s good in the capital in the summer, riot police pester brunettes ...
Sun Air and Water are ours best friends. Beer Sex and Anonism strengthens the body ...
Summer will be my boyfriend, hot guy.
Until the morning you wander somewhere - it means summer has come !!!
Summer. The sun. Sea. Beach. A bottle of martini and a sign saying “Screw everyone..uh..
Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear ....
summer .. again summer .. again songs around the campfire .. dancing from night to morning
I hate summer..everything gets creepy sexy! =)
winter has come, winter is gone, and summer is summer.
We had summer, but I worked that day. =)
What will you give me, summer?
Summer is when you don't regret anything...
I believe in you, Summer 2011. You must be unforgettable…
Better in the summer by the fire than in the winter near the river.
Our summer is only dyed in green color winter.
Our summer, although short, has little snow!
summer... dreams... love... Eh... this can't be returned... but it can be repeated!!!))
From the memories there is nowhere to go, this summer is forever in my heart
And from this summer, only a souvenir brought from the sea, a framed photo and memories will remain ... Probably the sweetest memories ...¦
[Without you, my summer won't work...?]
I want summer to last forever...
Summer is the most the best time of the year! Time to love and be loved!
Summer is when you want nothing and want everything at once)
Summer is the time when you set an alarm for 03.00 so as not to forget to go to bed.
Do you want to ruin your summer? Fall in love in June
the time has come when you stand at 2 a.m. in your shorts and with a slipper in your hand on the bed and look out for this buzzing bastard
Forecast for this summer. The rate of online contacts has decreased by 3 times, but the dollar has increased! Heh...
Summer ended without fulfilling any of its promises.
Pizdeyshn, how I need to lose weight by the summer ...
Summer is the kiss of a sunbeam, the salty breeze of the sea, strawberries and lots and lots of sun..
And I want the summer to never end, which has not yet begun! 😀
Ass sticks to the stool - it means summer has come!
The last month of summer, we walk until dawn!
I don't care about anything, because now it's summer, it will be autumn, I will think!
Summer: - 3 months without textbooks - 92 days of freedom - 2208 hours of happiness - 132480 minutes of bliss - 7948800 seconds of brightness. Soon. Very soon.
Let's make the phrase “summer 2010” synonymous with happiness.
I want summer. Stupidly wandering the streets, drinking Fanta, hiding from the sun and not knowing what day of the week it is
most favorite time years ... the time when dreams come true ...
I touched the smell of dawn and realized that I would break the nets. Thank you, life, for the fact that it's summer in the world! Thank you, life, for the fact that I live! ...
The summer was cold, but with little snow.
For me personally, there are only 2 seasons of the year, these are “SUMMER” and “WAITING FOR SUMMER”))
If you are unsure of your own nerves, this test is not for you...
summer.angina.bed.movies.
You need to love mom, dad, marmalade, chocolate and summer. The rest is bullshit.
In two Saturdays we will wake up in the summer. =))
Kiss your lips and caress your heart. Give summer instead of me. But to love above the sky, but to appreciate more life. Who can do you like me?
Summer will show who put cotton in the bra!
summer is ending, which means that soon it will only be: I want to sleep, I'm cold and let's get drunk on Friday ...
Summer is a small life!
summer is just summer we sunbathe, rejoice, and hardly sleep!
Eh ... it’s good to take a walk under the sun in the summer ... but there is air conditioning at home!
“Summer is coming. Hello, diet! ”- the exam is approaching, and there is zero knowledge in my head
The deeper the summer, the more magnificent the garden.
Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.
Summer-oh-oh, there are no stops-turns, flew by like a stone, you catch it by the tail ...
It’s good in Siberia in the summer, there is no snow for a whole month 🙂