The scenario of the celebration of March 8 in the team. The scenario of the corporate party "March 8 in the fairy-tale kingdom" in verse, competitions and musical accompaniment to them

For a fun feast designed specifically for a small (up to 40 people) team. The script is also focused specifically on the feast.

Thus, if your task is to organize a fun feast with informal communication between colleagues, contests, congratulations on March 8 and several dance breaks, then this scenario is what you need.

Note that to organize such a fun feast on March 8, you will need a minimum of preparations (except for the table itself). All you need to take care of is the prizes for the winners of the contests on March 8th. Prizes can be any useful or memorable souvenirs of your choice.

As planned by this corporate party on March 8, almost all the action takes place directly during the feast. Therefore, to organize a feast, you will need to appoint a person in charge, who is also the host, who introduces congratulators to the heroes of the occasion, leads contests and fills in the gaps between congratulations and actions.

As we said above, this scenario for a corporate party on March 8 is focused on a festive feast. Therefore, the presenter, as a rule, takes the floor before each new glass, having previously allowed colleagues to chat and taste festive dishes.

1 GLASS
Our dear WOMEN!
Today you have the most favorable and happiest day for you according to the "male" horoscope, i.e.:
March 8 is a solemn day,
Day of joy and beauty
All over the earth he gives to women
Your smiles and flowers!!!
What is a holiday without congratulations? And the first congratulations expressed a desire to present our dear women, our respected leader ... He had the first word.

2 GLASSES:
Dear colleagues! If March 8 is a holiday for women, then for men it is most likely a headache!
After all, women have many worries,
But dividing them by a year,
You will get less than three hundred times,
What a burden that has fallen on us! -
- Men this one day!

3 GLASSES
Although the blizzards have not swept away yet,
But after another drink,
Our souls are warm
And happy hearts.
Let the winter be full of excitement
Spring has come to us today!
Today is the 8th of March
And we wish you happiness!

The third toast "For Love!" No wonder people say - "LOVE is toothache in the heart!" And now the head of the transport department will share with us this love, or his pain, ...!

4 GLASSES
Dear ladies!
We could praise you until the morning!
However, it's time to get down to business.
It's time to give gifts!
As our most weighty argument!

(men give gifts to female colleagues).

Leading:

Dear women, we have already given you some gifts today. But in order to receive our special gifts - you have to try. In order to recoup for February 23, we tried to come up with contests for you. The winners will receive their legitimate prizes.

Let's get started!

Scenario of a fun feast for March 8 - contests

So first competition, not even a competition, but summing up the results of our survey conducted before the holiday itself.

(To do this, you need to write the following 5 questions on a piece of paper and give them to women so that they answer questions asked and draw preliminary conclusions. You can change the questions at your discretion or add your own options)

Our dear women were asked to answer the following questions:

1. You came home, and an unfamiliar man is sleeping on your bed. Your actions (out of all the respondents, all but one said to lie down nearby, and only one decided to put him out the door, so guys, shake your mustache whoever has it)

2. You come to work, and another worker is sitting in your place. Your actions
(There are many options in this direction, but they can be grouped into approximately three groups - 1. they want to get to know each other, 2. they will be surprised, but they will sit next to each other, 3. they will ask to work for themselves, but for free)

3. You were invited to a restaurant, you had dinner and suddenly your companion disappears without paying. Your actions
(50% expressed a desire to change partners, 30% also decided to run away, and the rest to take measures to pay for dinner, but in different ways)

4. You bought hair dye, dyed your hair, but it turned out that it was green, but you don’t have time to recolor before reception. Your actions.
(here women wished to remain in the same socks or stockings, some only in shoes, in underwear, in the same wig, but there were also modest ones - they wished to remain in dresses, but all these items of clothing must necessarily match the color of their hair. Moreover, one of of women would dare to go with one toothless smile, and only two decided to go in what they eat and how they are, at the moment)

5. You have an important report tomorrow, and your neighbors have a big party that keeps you awake anyway. Your actions
(Some of the women remained indifferent and gathered to watch TV, but at the same time turn up the sound of the TV louder, 40% of women decided to take more radical measures - to score an arrow to their neighbors and debrief, moreover, one of these 40% decided on a “wet business”, and only two women don’t care about a neighbor’s party - they decided to just relax)

6. You came to work and you were told about a 10-fold increase in salary. Your actions
(almost all women will be happy about what happened, and one will faint with joy, two women will not believe the salary and think that April 1 has come, three decided to get drunk with joy, but only one decided to get her colleagues drunk, and two decided to get drunk alone, and only one of all said that she would work even better than before, in order to apparently earn even more), So ... think about whether women should raise their salaries, maybe they can give it to men who, on the contrary, are ready to work even better as one!

The generalized results of the survey are as follows: Our women have a sense of humor, although before the survey, some men thought the opposite. Our women are resourceful - they have their own argument for any situation and a way out of the current situation. Our women have not stopped loving us men - at least in our thoughts! And that's good! Our women have a large margin of safety - the conclusion is that the management of the department needs to load them more with additional work.

Therefore, a toast is proposed to our daring, resourceful, hardworking, abundant and of course dear women!

5 GLASS

Ladies and gentlemen! We are all to women, but we are addressing women. And let's turn to our men: "Dear men, tell me which of you is dissatisfied with the small salary that you receive now?" And I thought everyone was happy. I propose to those who are dissatisfied to give their salaries to our colleagues - women, and to work for free themselves. It always turns out how to share - so everything is in the bushes, not a single one was found! Therefore, we smoothly move on to another competition:

Theater Competition: Jury all men
4-6 women are invited and are invited to portray the following:
1. portray a feminist
2. portray a man-hater
3. portray a prostitute
4. portray a woman - an official

A prize for the winner and a consolation prize for the rest

The word for congratulations is…

Corporate party scenario for March 8 with contests: continued

6 GLASS
It all starts with a woman! Fun, laughter, duels, disappointments, Love, care, warmth and pain and much more, all this is because of you and for you, our dear ones! At whatever age you are, you will always remain the better half of humanity.

We propose to hold a Culinary Contest, for this I will now call each letter from the alphabet, and you, dear women, will have to name the dishes, within one minute, which one of you will name more, she won!

Let's start clockwise from me and alphabetically, skipping vowels, and for those who don't have enough consonants, we'll give a vowel. Started: B, C, D, E, F, G, K, L, M, N, P, R, S, T, F, X, C, W, W, W,

Prize winner.

We expressed a desire to congratulate the winner personally ..., and along with all the other women.

7 GLASS

Dear men, the time has finally come for you. You are invited to apply Special attention on their neighbors. Our Ladies want to see filled glasses, your happy faces and ears hanging on the carnation of attention. While the glasses are filling, I propose to hold another competition called POP(or any other word or words "I WANT A MAN")

All women alternately say the word "Butt" or "I want a man!" with increasing volume, i.e. the first speaks in a whisper, the second a little louder, the third even louder, and so on. in a circle clockwise from me, the leader. The one who speaks the loudest wins, i.e. after it, no one will dare to say (shout) yell louder. If during the game someone enters the room where it is held, you should say: "Hello, we called you."

The winner is a prize, and the rest wishes to congratulate ...

8 GLASS
Dear women, now we want to determine which of you is the most dexterous, 4-6 people are invited

Competition "Tear a piece of paper"
With one hand, right or left, it doesn’t matter - to tear a piece of paper into small pieces, while the hand is stretched forward, you can’t help with your free hand. Who will do the job less.

And so they began. The most clever prize, We have not yet congratulated ...

ADDITIONAL COMPETITIONS

PRIZE IN MYSTERIES
The prize is taken, wrapped in paper. The content of any riddle is glued onto the wrapper. Turns around again. And the riddle is stuck again. And so ten times. The players sit in a circle. The host gives a prize wrapped in ten wrappers into the hands of one. The player removes one wrapper, sees the riddle, reads to himself. If he guessed it, he says a riddle, if not, he reads the riddle aloud, whoever guessed it, gets the right to further expand the prize and everything continues according to the same scheme. The winner is the one who, guessing the riddle, gets to the very end.

DRAWING BY CONCEPTS
For the game you need sheets of paper and pencils according to the number of those present. Each guest is given this set of a young artist and a card with the concept - the funnier, the more interesting. For example: adultery; hellish tension; senility; second youth. In five minutes, players must draw their concept without using words or letters. Then each artist presents his masterpiece, and the rest guess the concept. The one whose concept was guessed wins.

Maternity hospital(the woman is given a note with the parameters of the child - weight, gender, height, and even a name)
Two people are playing. One is a wife who has just given birth, and the other is her faithful husband. The task of the husband is to ask as much detail as possible about the child, and the task of the wife is to explain all this to her husband with signs, because. the thick double-glazed windows of the hospital ward keep out sound. See what gestures the wife will make! The main thing is unexpected and varied questions.

ROLL
This game will help to get to know all your guests. The guests sitting at the table pass the roll in a circle toilet paper. Each guest tears off as many scraps as he wants, the more the better. When each guest has a stack of scraps, the host announces the rules of the game: each guest must tell as many facts about himself as he has torn scraps.

CANDLE DUY - APPLE CHEW
Two volunteers are called, preferably guys who are well acquainted with each other. The rest stand around and pretend to be a support group. Players sit on both sides of a small table, a candle is placed in front of each, a lighter (or matches) and an apple are given in their hands. The task is simple - who will eat their apple faster. But you can only eat an apple when your candle is burning. And the opponent can blow out the candle and then the player, before biting the apple again, will have to light it again.

How nice it is to celebrate the holidays in the company of men, basking in the friendly attention of colleagues! But if they, that is, male colleagues, simply do not exist? Bored, chewing a cookie under the seagull? In no case! And without the stronger sex, the corporate party on March 8 in the women's team will turn out to be cheerful, bright and noisy, if you approach the organization with imagination!

Training

First of all, find a room in which it is possible to organize a mini-stage, a dance floor, and arrange tables. It is desirable that no one interferes with you, and you do not interfere with anyone

A corporate party in a team of teachers can be held right at school, educators in a kindergarten, a corporate party in a medical team on the territory of the clinic, if there is an assembly hall. But all ideas need to be discussed with management in advance.

• Decorate the room so that the ladies from the threshold plunge into the festive atmosphere. Instead of expensive fresh flowers in the spring, use paper pompoms, lanterns, fans. Flickering electric garlands always cheer you up, especially if the lights are dimmed in the hall;

• make a congratulatory banner and / or a funny stand with a photo of colleagues. In the team of teachers on March 8, you can put fives under the pictures for excellent work, in the medical team you can sign ridiculous diagnoses (chronic veilism, progressive hohonitis, etc.);

• pick up fun contests, congratulations in verse, songs - a corporate party for women is unthinkable without music. If March 8 passes at the table, make a selection of humorous tests, chants, thematic toasts;

• do not forget to think over the menu, because in the women's team, not every first sweet tooth is necessary, but every second one is on a diet. Look online for "delicious" ideas for a corporate party on March 8 to fit treats into the festive surroundings (toppers, skirts, flowers from fish slices / fruits, etc.);

• hand out beautifully designed invitations, even if you work in the same room literally side by side- a nice little thing that should not be forgotten.

Script, entertainment

Our script for a women's corporate party on March 8 is universal, regardless of the scope of the company. After all, this is a women's holiday, and the main theme of the corporate party is congratulations to the heroes of the occasion. And to emphasize the scope of the institution, add prof. jokes in the host's remarks.

If everyone knows each other well, and in general the team is friendly, the script can be supplemented with alcohol contests and spicy games. When it is appropriate, such ideas at a corporate party on March 8 for women, as well as on purely male holidays, invariably raise the degree of fun!

Introductory part

The corporate party begins with a scene for March 8 - a short preamble. Two young ladies are sitting on chairs, talking, passing a test from a magazine:

Mash, here is such an interesting test "How dependent are you on men." Let's guess?

Why guess? I can’t open a jar of cucumbers without the help of my husband, which means I’m dependent, I love cucumbers like a passion!

Under vodka? (chuckles). Can you open a bottle yourself?

Fie on you, what vodka! I am a decent woman. But I can open a bottle.

You can take a bottle, you can't take a jar - it's not clear. Let's guess. Question one: Have you driven a car at least once in your life?

No, I failed my driving test.

And what failed, practice or theory?

No, I’m like in a joke - a trash can and a couple of passers-by ...

Wow, that's really a stunning woman. Then the next question is: “Have you ever lifted luggage heavier than your purse?”

My husband had to go to the 6th floor… Does that count? And on February 23, he gave me a gift - he reached the 3rd himself!

Okay, yes, I am writing. The next question is: “If you are lost in an unfamiliar city, who would you rather ask for help, a man or a woman?”

Smartphone, dammit. Kat, 21st century in the yard. What kind of test is this, what is the point?

Well, here, if you answer “yes” to most of the questions, then you are very dependent on men, and if “no”, you don’t need them at all.

How is it "absolutely"? But what about that, well, this ... Um ... Stupid test, in short. Is it that women need a man just to carry bags and carry bags to the shops? I myself will carry a galloping horse out of a burning hut, but without a peasant it’s still no way!

She can carry a horse, but she can't open a jar! Okay, Mashun, it’s good to sharpen the laces, all the guests have already gathered. One evening without men, we definitely won’t get bored?

Here's another! Between us girls it’s even more fun, without a vigilant eye! Okay, lift the bins of the motherland from the chair, it's time to speak!

Welcome song remake

There are two songs to choose from for a corporate party on March 8. They are easy to replace with others of your choice, there are many examples on the net. The girls from the scene can be supported by their friends who came out to them at the end of the dialogue - singing in chorus is not so shy.

To the tune of "Good Girls":

Reckless girls, cherished girlfriends,
Laughing faces, twinkling eyes!
As soon as we tighten the song, like everyone-everything-everything in the district
We tearfully ask the police to pick us up as soon as possible.

On heels to fate, we rush without looking back,
Wherever you send us, we will send you there!
We are ready to celebrate in the hut and tent,
If the whole team suddenly wanders there.

But not today, what are you! Today we are all ladies
Today we are all ladies and solid mademoiselle
Girls, spill - the snack is getting cold,
Just need to close tight. front door.
Girls, spill it - the appetizer is getting cold.
And riot police won't get to us now!

To the motive "If you frown":

With a sunny smile we left the house,
After all, today is the best holiday ever!
Everyone congratulates us - uncle unfamiliar,
Dad, husband and every sweet boy you meet!

And a smile without a doubt
Suddenly touches your eyes
And good mood
We will give you now!

At a corporate party, chance brought us together
And it's definitely not in vain!
Gentle, kind, modest, women of the best
Since March 8, we will congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts!

And now from tenderness
Everyone's eyes will sparkle.
Pour - we'll tell you a toast
What can we pull in vain!

Further minus without words, it is better to muffle the music a little and pour drinks under it. When everyone is ready, congratulations are heard on March 8 for the women's team from the host or those who sang. Options for congratulations in verse:

Congratulations neat
Tender, affectionate, depraved
Sweet, kind and dangerous
Smart, stupid and beautiful!
Congratulations birds, bunny
Kat, Oles, Natasha and Raek (names of colleagues)
Mice, donuts and skinny...
Wait, what am I talking about?
Happy Spring Women's Day everyone!
2. Every day we spin like bees
Now rags in hands, then panicles
Eat, drink, wash
Prepare and then clean up
And don't forget to work
Pave your way through your worries.

But today without a doubt
We will mark the problems
And let's celebrate the holiday brightly -
Let's drink, sit, sing!

Our holiday! We have the right
A little cognac to start!
Happiness, joy, health
Girls, from 8 us March!

Games, contests

After the introductory part - skits, songs, toasts and congratulations - hold contests at the table. A corporate event for women, and even on March 8, does not fit well with active competitions (everyone is smart, in dresses, on heels).

Of course, sitting at the table for the whole holiday will be boring, so dancing and a few moderately active games can and should be added to the scenario. We offer fun competitions for corporate parties on March 8 in the women's team:

• The most eyed miss(title for humorous diplomas for the winners) - guess which of the colleagues is shown in the photo. These can be children's pictures or parts of the body (décolleté, buttocks, knees, eyes). V. shows a photo, who will quickly answer correctly - plus a point;

• The sweetest mademoiselle. This competition can be held both at the table and on stage. Props - caps with a ribbon hanging on the visor (on a clothespin). A candy is tied to the end of the ribbon. Put on a cap, swing the candy without the help of hands and catch it with your mouth before your rivals;

• Miss Charm. Table draw. V. says that now he will read the phrases, the guests should repeat them all together. Like, let's check who has a tongue without bones, and who got bubbles in the head. The first phrase: lilac fog obscures the eyes the next morning after the corporate party. Everyone repeats. The second phrase: runners run fast. Repeat.

Here the host very naturally says: “Well, you made a mistake on the second phrase!”. And seize the moment - someone will certainly begin to resent that they said the right thing. A diploma from a charming miss and a fine - to come up with a toast for March 8 with the words "repeat, exactly, a rally."

• Michelangelo in a skirt. This competition is great for a corporate party in a team of kindergarten teachers, but by and large it is universal. V. gives the guests a pen and asks them to write down on a napkin (not to show it to anyone) the most important quality of a real man.

And now you need to mold your ideal from plasticine or draw it, highlighting the recorded dignity. For example, a big head - wisdom, widely spaced hands - openness, generosity. Then you need to guess (everyone takes turns sitting at the table) what quality the neighbor on the left / right portrayed. Appreciate creativity and humor with applause.

In a medical team, you can draw the ideal man with iodine, brilliant green and cotton swabs according to the same principle. Distribute surgical gloves to the participants so as not to ruin the manicure.

Gifts are not gifts!

This entertainment, even if it is familiar to the team, still causes laughter on the head heated with champagne. It's simple - the host offers to take two pieces of paper from two different trays. The papers are numbered - if anyone has the same numbers (the same on both), award the title "Donna Fortune".

But that's not the point - it's funny just because of the inconsistencies. For example, to a photo of an idol, a lady draws out “I love it since childhood, I’ll eat it right away!”. The first pile of pieces of paper is gifts, the second is application (mix well):

gold chain- such a gift can only be proudly worn around the neck!
Mikhailov Photos(anyone who is a sex symbol for the women of your team) - I will kiss every night before going to bed
chocolate bar- eat and share with friends
silver spoon- I will stir the tea, because it kills germs
Barrette- I will wear it on my head, but what else?
silk napkin- I’m definitely not going to wipe my nose with this, it’s a pity to spoil such a thing!
Candy on a stick- since childhood I love, I’ll eat it right away
Soft toy- I will sleep with her in an embrace
fruit basket- I will cut the salad, pour over yogurt and eat
Trinket- I will immediately hang it on the keys so as not to lose it, etc.

Chrychalka

To raise the degree of fun or, conversely, to relieve emotions a little after the contests. At a corporate party in honor of March 8, a chant about what is important for every woman.

AT.: Lovely ladies! We are all a bit of a witch, and some even witches, according to evil gossip. But it's in our favor! Now we will conjure ourselves a simple female happiness - the louder we scream, the faster the wish will come true!

The host reads, the ladies support in chorus:

What every girl needs
We answer in chorus, together!
Foreign car, house, perfume?
(in chorus) So that men love!

All are so beautiful
You won't find better than ours!
But admit it, we need
(chorus) So that men love!

Maybe a fur coat, chocolate,
In Sochi three times a year?
I'm not with you, women, sweet!
(chorus) So that men love!

What, girls, we light?
Away from boredom and longing!
Today we walk like this
(chorus) So that men love!

For a beautiful scenario finale, prepare an unconventional congratulation. You can take a touching text from the network, but be sure to add something from yourself that is related to the team. In addition to the expected gift bouquets, buy fun souvenirs, candy sets, etc. as gifts for the activity shown in the contests.

Our article will help create a fun and relaxed atmosphere at a corporate party in honor of March 8. Here you will find an interesting script, comic skits, reworked songs, funny Games and contests for the heroes of the occasion and guests of the holiday.

You won’t surprise anyone with a festive feast on March 8, especially if the celebration is held in the form of a corporate party. Therefore, in addition to congratulations to women, the organizers of the corporate party are trying to diversify the festival with fun contests, comic skits, funny games, coming up with original script celebration of International Women's Day.

It is very good when the party in honor of March 8 will be thematically stylized. As a theme for the celebration, you can use famous movie films, long loved by the fair sex:

• gone With the Wind
• Moscow does not believe in tears
• Alice in Wonderland
• dudes
• Sex and the city
• Breakfast at Tiffany's
• Catwoman
• Xena - warrior princess
• Moulin rouge
• Avatar
• Bollywood
• Burlesque
• Charlie's Angels.

A stylized corporate party requires a mandatory selection of clothes, hair and makeup, similar in image to the favorite character of the chosen subject. The hall and dishes should also correspond to the theme of the event. It is worth noting that the scenario of the corporate party, as well as skits, games, contests, should intersect with the theme of the party.

Advice! In order for the organizers to easily determine the theme of the party, you can first conduct an anonymous survey among the beautiful half of humanity.

When choosing a script and entertainment contests for a corporate party, consider the age of all participants. It is important that all the ladies participating in the event feel comfortable.

A corporate event, like any event, consists of several blocks:

• congratulatory part. Men give gifts, congratulations from the company's management sound. In congratulations, it is important to mention every woman, to thank her for her invaluable contribution to the common cause.
• buffet. It implies the organization of a table with light snacks. In order not to involve the female team in organizing a feast, it is best to order delicious dishes in a cafe.
• Competitive part. Dedicated to the chanting of feminine qualities through various test competitions. It would be appropriate to use the scenario of the celebration in the form of a fairy tale or a kind of beauty contest.
• Win-win lottery. Small souvenirs are used as gifts, cosmetics, personal hygiene items. The names of objects are indicated separately on small leaves that are placed in an opaque container. Each girl takes out one leaf and reads out to those present the name of the present, which is immediately handed to her.
• Entertainment. This block consists of a dance part diluted with outdoor games.

A fun scenario for a corporate party on March 8 for youth

One of the options for holding the holiday on March 8 is to use the scenario in the form of a fairy tale. Men can share the role of presenters by dressing in fairy tale characters. Cheerful and unusual scenario " March 8 in Fairytale State» is suitable for holding an event, both in youth and women's teams of different ages.

The plot of the corporate fairy tale will turn modern ladies into fairy tale heroines - kind, smart and skillful, who will help other characters, thereby revealing their virtues, for which they will be awarded nominations and prizes at the end of the fairy tale.

Leading:
Good evening dear, lovely, beautiful ladies and gentlemen! Today we have gathered in this room to sincerely congratulate the most beautiful half of humanity on the holiday of March 8! Today, our dear women, this evening is dedicated only to you! Our holiday will take us to a fairy-tale land where you can meet everyone's favorite fairy-tale characters. To begin with, we ourselves will take a step towards the fairy tale. So, we invite our ladies to come out and choose a role for today's celebration.

Music from some fairy tale sounds in the hall. Invited ladies choose from the "magic chest" (or magic hat) props that match the fabulous image:

• Red beret - red Riding Hood
• Kokoshnik - Vasilisa the Beautiful
• Shoe or apron - Cinderella
• Overhead braid - Rapunzel
• Beautiful diadem - The Snow Queen
• Blue wig - Malvina
• frog mask - Princess Frog
• White scarf - Snow White
• Oriental scarf - Princess Jasmine.

The ladies put on the chosen items and sit down in the allotted place waiting for the guests.

Leading:
Now, dear young ladies, you are real fabulous beauties-magicians. Today we will check what kind of craftswoman you really are. Our fabulous guests who came to us from distant lands will help us with this! Good luck to you! And here is the first guest on the doorstep.

Solemn music sounds, enters the hall Tsar groaning and holding on to the stomach.

Leading:
Well, fabulous beauties, shall we pity the Tsar? Let's not let him die of hunger?

Held culinary duel .
There are 2 women's teams in the competition. Various products are put into the box in advance (beans, peas, banana, apple, cheese, tomato, sausage, crab sticks, greens, cucumber, corn, canned fish, mayonnaise, croutons, etc.). Each participant can only go to the box once and take only one product.
The task is to prepare a salad from the selected products in the allotted time.

The king tastes treats, chooses the most delicious salad, drinks a glass for the culinary abilities of beauties. The girls are seated.

Leading:
Early, dear beauties, you relax. The second guest came to us. And not just one, but three...

In the hall, under military music go Three heroes.

The game is being played drag and drop rope»
Formed 2 women's teams. At the signal of one of the guests, the women start the game.

As a joke, the heroes can choose their wives from the ladies of the winning team.

Sounds a toast, praising the strength and endurance of women.

Leading:
Do you hear? Someone is flying towards us ... No way Baba Yaga on a broomstick is in a hurry to us!

To the music in the hall appears Baba Yaga(it is desirable that it be a disguised man).

Competition is being held The most perfect couple»
The host chooses participants among those who wish - 3-4 couples. For girls, a lid from a pot (frying pan) is tied to the belt, for a man - a ladle. To cheerful music, each couple should, in a minute, hit the ladle on the lid as much as possible without the help of hands.

Baba Yaga thanks for the master class, drinks a glass with everyone “For female sociability and attractiveness!” and sit down with the guests.

Leading:
Hush hush!! Do you hear?! I think someone is crying.

Competition is being held Live beads»
The host calls 2 young ladies, gives them a ribbon different color, not less than 10 meters long. The task of each of the participants is to “string” “live” beads, which are the guests, onto the ribbons. You need to string "beads" by passing the tape through any element of clothing (belt, sleeve, trouser leg, straps) of those present.
When the beads are "collected", the host announces a musical battle: one chain dances the lambada, the second - the dance of little ducklings. Here it is important not only to move well, but also to ensure that the beads do not crumble.

Nesmeyana laughs hysterically, drinks a glass of toast, praising the female sense of humor, sits down to the guests.

Leading:
Oh, what clever girls, our fabulous beauties! They managed to make the pessimistic princess laugh. But this is not all the tests prepared for you today. Also in distant state There are heroes counting on your help! And here is another unfortunate guest to us!

In the hall, to the music of "The Song of the Water Man" from the cartoon "Flying Ship", staggering, enters Water with a bottle of vodka.

The host conducts the competition Five»
Formed 2 teams of 5 people. On two tables, 3-4 meters away, they place a bottle of alcohol, a sandwich and a glass.
The first player (open it) must run up to the table and open the bottle;
The second (pour it up) - runs up and pours alcohol;
The third (drink) - must run up and drink a poured drink;
Fourth (jam) - runs up to the table and eats a sandwich;
Fifth (close it) - must run and close the alcohol;
The team that completes the task faster and more accurately wins.

Vodyanoy drinks the “last before the eyeballs” glass, and, uttering a toast “For women's stamina and beauty!”, Sits down to the guests.

Leading:
But, dear young ladies, there is no need to relax ... The last guest came to us, Leshy himself from forestry himself appeared in person.

He enters the hall, shuffling his feet, Goblin. All in rags, tattered.

Competition " glamorous outfit»
You should prepare a large box in advance in which to put a lot of comical things: glasses with a nose, a wig, a hat with pigtails, a bra, underpants for women and men, a sequined top, a baby cap, a large size disposable diaper, a Pierrot collar, a kokoshnik, animal masks, clown nose and more.
Participants take turns passing a box to each other with cheerful music. The one who had the box in his hands when the music stopped should take the item from the box and put it on. The worn item cannot be removed for 30 minutes.

Goblin drinks a glass of "For the glamorous ladies!" and hurries to take his place among the guests.

Leading:
Our fabulous young ladies, once again proved to us that they can handle any business! Let's once again congratulate you on International Women's Day! Be the same charming, wonderful and irreplaceable. Now accept gifts from fairy-tale characters whom you helped a lot.

VIDEO: Cheerful corporate fairy tale!

Corporate party on March 8 in the women's team

If you decide to celebrate March 8 with a small women's team, then it would be appropriate to immediately think over the theme of the party. The topic may concern cinema, music, coffee, hats, pink style, animals.

For such a celebration would be appropriate prepare a photo zone with all the accessories so that every young lady can make high quality photos for memory.

If the team is small, the celebration can be organized in a cafe, taking care of the availability of seats and a suitable room in advance, preparing musical accompaniment and thematic decoration of the hall in advance.

The highlight of the women's holiday can be invited "waiters" with a naked torso. The main thing is that among the participants of the corporate party there are no ardent opponents of the male presence at the holiday.

In addition to festive toasts, you can cheer up colleagues joke advice in verse form:

• Tip #1

• Tip #2

• Tip #3

• Tip #4

To make a corporate event unforgettable in a women's team, you need to pick up funny contests that will be of interest to women of all ages. The leader of the festival can be one of the colleagues or male guest host.

Leading:
And now, dear ladies, imagine that we are preparing for the holiday! And what is a holiday without Olivier? You have already gone to the store, bought the ingredients, it remains only to prepare the most festive salad.

We get into the "train", find the neighbor's waist and do not let it get closer than the level of the outstretched arm. When I speak:
polka dots- lean back
Sausage- lean forward;
Cucumber- tilt to the left;
Potatoes- tilt to the right
And when you hear Mayonnaise”- everything is beautiful, and, most importantly, sexy, we begin to rotate the hips. Go…

Contests for corporate parties on March 8

Funny and playful contests will be able to increase the degree of fun for ladies and guests present at the festive corporate party. One of the best options would be to comic contest « real ladies».

To do this, you need to choose participants among the ladies in the hall. To add originality to the competition, several disguised men will help. Competitions should concern exclusively female qualities.

• Competition " cosmetic bag»

You should prepare a weighty cosmetic bag in advance and fill it with a variety of cosmetics: nail polish, lipstick, tonic, nail polish remover, eyeliner, eyebrow pencil, foundation, brasmatik, powder box, etc.
The host says the task, the first participant must a short time find the cosmetic product veiled in it.
Approximate tasks for participants:
- Tint your eyes
- Remove makeup
- Even out complexion
- Tint eyelashes
- Draw eyebrows
- Tint your lips for a date (for a business meeting).

• Competition " hostess»

The participant is blindfolded, brought to the table, on which there are three saucers with cereals (buckwheat, millet, pearl barley, wheat, oatmeal or other porridge). The task of the girls is to correctly recognize the croup. The one who quickly names the ingredients correctly wins.

• Competition " find and bring»

Each participant chooses an envelope with two or three tasks. The participant who finishes them the fastest wins.
Find and bring examples of assignments:
— scraper, wet wipe, men's shoe;
— lipstick, belt, napkin;
— phone, plug, sock;
— tie, comb, spoon;
— button, plate, ink.

• Competition " Non-standard solution»

The facilitator reads out the situation, each participant must describe their intended actions.

• Competition " The perfect man»

Participants are divided into two teams whose task is to draw an image perfect man blindfolded.

• final relay

Two teams are formed. Each member of the team must run around the chair with a plastic bottle clamped on her knees, return, pass the baton to the next one, without using her hands. The team whose members complete the relay the fastest wins.

At the end of the competition program, the presenter, together with the men selected by the jury, award each lady with the following nominations:

• Miss Housekeeping
• Miss Agility
• Miss Beautiful Eyes
• Miss Short Skirt
• Miss Extraordinary.

Funny funny sketches for a corporate party on March 8

You can congratulate women on March 8 not only with words or songs. An extraordinary congratulation will be a comic scene performed by male colleagues. It can be a parody of friendship between women, love, favorite films or musical compositions.

• funny musical scene, to the motive of the song " Belle»

Three couples participate in the scene:

First - Old Shapoklyak and Cheburashka

Second - red Riding Hood and Grey Wolf

Third - Thumbelina and Blind Mole.

Appear on the stage Old woman Shapoklyak With Cheburashka and sing one verse of the reworked song.

It sounds like a loss, the second couple enters the hall ( Grey Wolf and red Riding Hood), performs the second verse.

A third couple appears on the scene - Blind Mole and Thumbelina who perform the third verse.

All the characters sing, addressing the audience.

At the end of the song, the characters blow a kiss.

• Funny scene-parody on indian cinema Eternal love»

Characters:

Leading
Jimmy- young man, protagonist
Satika- Jimmy's mother
Aisha- girl, main character
Ajit Aisha's father

For men, you can tie a turban on your head, put a red dot on your forehead. Women - around the body to tie a white (mother) and multi-colored (Aisha) matter.

Only men can play the scene, offering the heroes of the occasion to watch their favorite Indian cinema.

Some Indian paraphernalia, a palm tree, a table and a white tablecloth are brought into the hall. There is a plate of cakes on the table.

Leading: The first episode of "A Good Purpose".

An Indian melody sounds in the hall, Satik's mother appears and sits at the table, after a while Jimmy appears.

Jimmy:
Good morning, mommy! (sits down at the table)

Satika:
Good son, I have prepared a meal. You must have been very hungry during the night. (rips off a cake and offers a piece to his son, puts it in his mouth)
Jimmy: (chews a cake and jumps up abruptly)
Mother! You never told me about your father? Who was he?

Satika:
Your father was a very noble man and always helped the poor.

Jimmy:
So our family was rich?

Satika:
Yes. Your father died at sea when you were a baby! During the crash of the ship, everyone drowned, only you and I were saved. Our big house in Calcutta, burned down and we became beggars.

Jimmy:
(runs up to Satika, takes her by the hand)
Mother! I will do everything to make you happy! We will definitely be rich!
(hugs, leaves the room)

Leading: The second series of "Sudden Love" 10 years have passed ...

A guy appears in the hall with a handbag and a girl running after him.

Aisha:
Thief! Give me your bag! Help!

Jimmy runs in, takes the purse from the thief, fights with the thief, using elements of karate. (You can voice a fight from a Chinese movie, where the blows are heard). The thief falls to the floor lifeless. Jimmy takes the bag from the hands of the murdered thief and gives it to Aisha.

Aisha:
Oh! Thank you! I am so grateful to you, this purse contains the most precious thing for me - a pendant. Talisman of my late great-great-great-grandmother.

An Indian song sounds, the characters perform a dance, you can attract backup dancers.

Leading:
This song speaks of a sudden feeling that broke out between the two heroes. They love each other very much, but are not sure if they can be together.

The Indian melody subsides, the dance stops.

Leading:
The third series of "A Terrible Secret". 5 years later…

Jimmy:
I've been waiting for you for so long, my love!

Aisha:
You know, my love, that my father is against our love. You are poor!

Jimmy:
No one in the world can separate us!

Ayse's angry father appears in the hall. Ajit with a naked torso, which is covered with a white sheet.

Ajit:
O! My wicked daughter! How dare you disobey me and get involved with this ragamuffin!
(approaches Aisha and hits her in the face. A characteristic blow is heard, like in a movie)

Jimmy:
Don't you dare touch her!
(runs up to Ajit)

Ajit:
I'll deal with you now! Ragged!

A fight breaks out, blows are heard. Ajit pushes Jimmy to the floor, starts to choke him. At that moment, Jimmy's mother appears in the hall with a dagger.

Satika:
Oh my son, I will save you! It's your father's dagger!

Satika stabs Ajit in the back with a dagger. Ayse's father's sheet falls off, revealing a red stain imitating blood. Ajit rises to become his back to the audience.

Ajit:
Satika? It's you? I found you! (hugs her)

Satika:
Ajit, we thought you were dead! Jimmy, it's your father!

Ajit:
I seem to be dying. ( falls) But I'm happy!

Jimmy and Aisha run up to Ajit. He takes the hands of the heroes and connects them.

Ajit:
I bless you my children! Be happy!

Jimmy:
Father, Ayse and I cannot get married. ( takes his hand) If you are my father, then Ayse is my own sister.

Ajit: (getting up)
Oh no. Aisha is my step-daughter.
One day, I found a little baby on the threshold of my house. It was you - Ayse. (looks at daughter)

Jimmy:
Oh, Aisha, what happiness! (exclaims and looks at Aisha)

Ajit: (begins to moan, imitating the last breaths)
O! I begin to feel my life leaving me. Be happy my beloved people. I will die with joy!

Aisha:
(looks worriedly at father)
Oh no! Father! Do not die in such a happy moment! (crying)

Satika:
I will save him! (pulls a jar out of her purse or pocket) I have a miraculous balm of the sacred mountains, made on a full moon. This medicine will revive him!

Satika leans towards Ajit, smears his "wound", he begins to revive.

Ajit:
O! I begin to feel the life-giving forces filling me. (jumps up)

An Indian song sounds, to which two couples dance: Ajit and Satika, Jimmy and Aisha.

Leading:
This song reveals the great joy of meeting after a long separation and eternal love.
End.
Roles played (substitute actors' names):
Aisha: Margarita Lunenko
Satika: Svetlana Onufrienko
Ajit: Andrey Gugukalo
Jimmy - Timofey Simonyan.

VIDEO: The guys just tore the female audience! scene "March 8!"

Funny games for a corporate party on March 8

The toasts to the women have already been said, gifts have been presented, and the guests have relaxed a little with strong drinks. It's time to start the fun games.

• Joke game " casting»

Leading:
And now I will ask real men to come out to me. (go out)
Look what brave fellows! They should represent our country on international competition Eurovision. Now we will do a little casting.
Dear participants, we ask you to come up with a pseudonym for yourself. (think, say)
It is known that at the moment voice data is a secondary matter, the most important thing is emotion, fuse, facial expressions. Technique will help with the voice, but facial expressions will have to be carefully worked out. Here's a trainer for you. (gives each a rubber band)
We put it under our nose. The elastic must be removed around the neck without the help of hands.
The winner is determined by applause. And there, the matter is small - we are looking for sponsors, we submit an application to the organizing committee of Eurovision.

• The game " Eloquent toast»

Leading:
Who in your organization (team, corporation) is the most eloquent? (coming out)
Your task is to say a toast to our ladies. I'll help you a little. I will hold up a piece of paper with the indicated clue word that you should use in your congratulations.
(The words are written on the sheets: RAM, felt boots, battery, referee, carburetor, refrigerator, combine).

• The game " Instead of a thousand words»

Leading:(invites a guy and a girl for the competition)
Guys, you have been working in a close-knit team for a certain period, so you should understand each other from a half-gaze. The partner receives a task from me and must convey to the partner with facial expressions and gestures what she should buy at the supermarket.
(beef tongue, pork heart, chicken breast, quail eggs).

• Mobile game " flower»

Leading(invites several couples):
Today is Women's Day, so all men give flowers to the beautiful half of humanity. The task of our guys is simple - to put flowers in a bottle, which is under the partner's arm. Well guys? Flower in the teeth and let's go ...

• Fun game " Where to invest money?»

Leading: (calling two couples)
Now, dear participants, you need to invest in various banking institutions as soon as possible. Only one banknote can be invested. (gives the ladies prepared money wrappers). Banks can be pockets, socks, and all the hiding places of your partner. Hurry! You need to invest your money as soon as possible, otherwise the working day in banks is coming to an end. Started...
(Funny music sounds, the host can help the participants, complete the task, jokes, asks in a minute)
How many bills does the first pair have left? And you? Perfect! Money is invested. They work. And now I will ask the young ladies to switch partners and withdraw all the deposits of the rival as soon as possible. Banks are open! Take money! Started...

• Funny game " Private bussiness»

Several participants are invited, they are placed with their backs to the hall, signs with the names of various institutions are attached to each (“Sauna”, “Gynecologist”, “Cowshed”, “Station”, “Tax”, “Sobering up station”, “Psychologist”, “Masseurist” And so on). The host asks various questions to each of the participants.
The most common questions are:
- How often do you come here?
Who do you usually go with?
Who do you meet there?
What are your feelings after visiting this establishment?
— Why are you going there?
Are you paid to visit? And you?
- How is the situation there, are you comfortable?

VIDEO: A fun contest for a corporate party

Reworked songs for a corporate party on March 8

To congratulate lovely ladies on March 8 at a corporate party in an original way, you can sing some modern reworked songs to them. This option is perfect for karaoke if the party is celebrated in a cafe.

A kind and cheerful musical composition based on the motive of the song “If you leave the house with a frown ...” will charge everyone with positive emotions.

A good congratulation to women from the men's team can be a song-alteration to the motive of the musical composition of A. Rosenbaum - "Au".

Song-alteration "We are girls"

For your boss, you can perform a redone musical composition"Smile".

VIDEO: Corporate party on March 8 at CTI

Leading:

I want to congratulate women on the holiday of spring,

The tenderness of flowers and the brilliance of the sun,

May your days be always clear

and the sun will peek in your window!

In our garden, all the women are beautiful!

Look at their faces, they are radiant, clear!

The smile of every woman is worthy of adoration,

And each of them is a role model!

And no matter who they work in our garden,

It's just women, at least once a year!

Being a manager is not an easy task,

The main thing here is wisdom, and strength, and will.

A smile for everyone, sleepless nights.

There are so many women here, but there is only one!

Let the leader be calm

When there is such an accountant-manufacturer!

Calm, wise, weigh everything more than once,

There is such a woman in our garden!

Is it easy to be a Methodist, you say?

Our little beauty

I completely dug into my documents,

And she has almost no strength left ...

The caretaker has a lot of work in the garden,

Plates, toys and blankets…

And a lot of problems in the economic part,

And you are just a woman who deserves happiness!

Experienced educators work no less,

But they are also real women!

We call them masters, elders,

But it will be more correct - the wisest women!

Everyone is worthy of respect!

And of this we have no doubt!

And these are young, lovely, gentle creatures

Just starting their journey education!

We will help them all together.

Become wise masters in your work

Assistant educator is hard work.

Sometimes they are in a dress, shoes to put on so hunting!

Let's not forget about

That the nanny is a woman, with hard work!

Not everyone can do this job

But life endowed them with endurance!

Forget your worries for at least an hour

You are gentle women today with us!

In the kitchen, work is in full swing in the literal sense!

About how to make up - they have no thought.

Elena irina vera olga lyudmila svetlana

You best women– and that's quite a lot.

Keep our kids healthy

You will not learn from textbooks, books!

Our nurses are very experienced!

You women are amazing! We'll be honest with you!

But it would be boring in the garden without creativity!

Oh add. Teachers want to say very much!

Our speech therapist is an aesthetic woman,

Our physical hand is a stylish and athletic woman.

There is a sociologist - a pragmatic woman!

There is a choreographer - a dancing woman!

And our favorite musicians,

Singers, poets and just talents!

It doesn't matter who each of you works for!

We congratulate everyone on the holiday now!

The host invites those wishing to compete for the title "Miss Harmony". Participants on stage! Let's give them a round of applause! Every woman strives for harmony. To harmony in everything. Now you, dear participants, will try "conquer" rank "harmonious" women. For this we have everything necessary: "track" wallpaper and your ardent desire to fold it like an accordion as soon as possible. Whose will be made faster and in whose large quantity folds, we will know after 1 minute. Ready? Then we create "Harmony"!

Upon completion, the winner is awarded a medal. "Miss Harmony".

presenter:

For children, the second mother -

garden teacher.

She knows a lot

The needlewoman herself.

The children's world is her occupation,

Real passion.

Be patient with the kids

Entertains them with games.

The presenter invites you to participate in the competition "Nimble Hands".

The girls are divided into pairs, they are given ribbons. The task is to tie two large and beautiful bows to each other for speed. The couple that made the bows faster than the others win prizes. In a disputable case, the quality of the bows is evaluated.

Humorous monologue "Pyshka"

Oh, my girls, oh girls, it’s good that we sat, talked, laughed. Before the girls leave, like this, put your paw on your heart, tell me, why do you all want to lose weight, why?

Husband me from time to time gets: “Yes, you are far from a mummy”.

I say: "Why is it far, you are near"

He speaks: “When I try to hug you, my hands do not converge behind me”

That's right, you can not embrace the immensity. Girls, when we just met him, I came to his house for the first time, didn’t I have time to enter the apartment?

he is on my doorstep: “God, what forms!”

I say: "Calmly! I'm not all in yet.". Of course, of course, there are some problems with weight, of course. Here in sporting goods I accidentally stepped on both feet of one man, he looked at his shoes, says, why did I come for flippers?

And my hubby is everything: “You with your figure will only star in the Titanic as an iceberg”

I'm talking: “Another role is crying for you, when you are dystrophic at home, in the heat I can’t even turn on the fan, because it will new series Gone With the Wind"

declares to me: “With you, the car eats 2 times more gasoline”

I say: “But the braking distance is 2 times shorter”

Girls Motherland needs donuts, we are of one use if I served in landing troops, I would be the fastest to jump from a parachute. While the others are in the air, I would have already dug an anti-tank ditch. We are of one use. I climbed a ten-meter tower in the pool, I like to jump. Girls, I didn’t see, honestly, I didn’t see, the kid below was just learning to swim, for a long time he didn’t succeed. but as I saw from below., soaring on the wings of love, girls, right now the master of sports.

Once my husband and I were in the south, he told me He speaks: "Eat a lot of pineapples, they burn fat"

I'm talking:“My dear, yes, so many pineapples have not grown here” It's a shame to remember some Negro stuck and says to me: "GOODMONING LADY". I tell him right away said: "Nuka get out of here!"

"WOMAN VON RUSCHEN?"

I'm talking: “Rush, Rush, but not yours. What do you need Ganduras?

Listen, they find themselves riding elephants there .. Girls, I looked, there is an elephant. I don’t know, do elephants have midgets? NO? What kind of elephant is this, you can confuse me with him from the back. And this Mowgli is everything jumps: "Do you want to ride an elephant?" I I say: “Well, I want something, you ask the elephant” Well, as I thought, the elephant somehow got me to the jungle, I did it back.

And my hubby is everything: “Your existence refutes the whole theory of Darwin that man descended from apes. What the hell kind of branch can withstand such a monkey.

Listen, lying on the beach, I'm standing next to you in a chic sambrero, I like to dress beautifully, girls, I love this business, I'm standing in a chic sambrero. He me He speaks: “Listen, you, the dream of cannibals, at least take off your panama hat, otherwise people from afar take you for a fungus.

I tell him: "Calm down, if you blather, you will be left without a shadow." He does not understand what kind of happiness he has, he does not understand, he declares to me: “We don’t have a dacha, and you bought a double hammock.”

I say: "Open your eyes, it's a bra"

Girls, when we get on the bus with him, we immediately give way to seats, right away, I just need to to tell: “So it is. now who does not get up on that fall "

Here I am my dear for my birthday declares: "I want you to look like a model." And gave, oh just don't fall. thong,. Well, such a swimsuit, there is still a rope passing behind. along the equator. I told him I say: "My dear, yes, on my figure, your thong will disappear without a trace." And then, what kind of figure do these models have, girls, you will excuse me, what is this? head, legs and three navels (points to himself) And the faces are angry, because at night the sausage dreams, but we do not dream of donuts, so our faces are good, which means that we are good in our souls, and good man there must be a lot, and that's all I wanted to tell you.

Let the warmth of awakened nature, the attention and devotion of men add strength and self-confidence to you. I wish you to meet every passing day with a smile and joy.

Let your feminine originality, charm, lightness always help you in deciding difficult problems. Good health, prosperity and family warmth! Happy Holidays!