Cool wishes for Valentine's day. Funny congratulations on Valentine's Day (with humor). Cool congratulations to the girl
It happens even on holidays.
(Cupid tried)
The men don't notice
Your longest marathon
On snowdrifts and on stilettos!
If only he liked it!
And she herself is a thin sprat,
What do you live, I do not understand!
Hold on to the holiday, friend,
You can't stand in stilettos.
And when the blizzard comes,
Then you will fly into the snowdrift!
I know exactly what you want...
Dry lips, and you breathe hot.
On Valentine's Day, maybe at night
Gut your big present.
And nervously the hands will find by touch
What will deprive willpower clearly:
Among linen, other trinkets
Your favorite box of candies!
I have a dissatisfied mine:
Don't dare to approach - I'll kill you!
I curse forever Valentine
For your unfortunate fate.
They did not send postcards for the holiday,
Even the simplest congratulations!
Dandelions or daisies
Or a flower dried from summer!
On Valentine's Day to my woman
I want to wish you patience
After all, with me waiting for many days,
When you want to run away
If you can show patience -
Then in everything the reward awaits you,
I will always love you
Know that you will be lucky with me!
I plucked from the poster stand
Heart shaped poster for you;
Picked flowers in a flower bed -
The mayor will probably be happy:
After all, cretins like me
There are a million in our city...
Happy Valentine's Day -
I've been in love with you for a long time!
Because I love you
Accept congratulations!
And even though I'm not a sex machine
(And rather her cabin)
I'm not a complete cudgel -
The embodiment of love!
Take a look out the window
The path of love leads us
Put me in a basket
We still have a long way to go.
The night is black like our cat
And at the very threshold
love me a little
Up to five or six.
Only unearthly happiness
I wish my beloved
I promise a sea of passion
Congratulations on Valentine's Day!
On my knees before you
I will surprise you with a gift
In order not to suffer in doubt,
I will give myself to you!
On a frosty Valentine's Day
Girlfriend, be beautiful like a picture
Be sure to become rich like a banker
Among friends behave like a commander!
I wish you excellent health
Career high, fast,
Beloved near sincere,
And life is absolutely amazing!
Valentine's Day
It does not happen without love!
Like jelly without gelatin
Like nightingales without summer!
It does not happen without postcards,
No hearts or flowers.
Without trusting smiles
Text messages and calls.
On Valentine's Day I wish you
Don't stare at other girls
Just looking after me,
From wonderful love to smolder.
So that in your eyes a bright image
My beauty settled
To give me cool gifts,
So that any dream come true!
The Cupids got bored
Arrows are thrown, who goes where.
Set up hard barriers
They will never bring us down.
Only I don't get discouraged
There is only a lump in the throat.
We'll still be together
I will kill Cupid.
I'm in a fit of revenge
I'll stab you with an arrow!
Valentine's Day
Has come, and happiness stop!
Instantly matures for intimacy
Everyone who is married is single.
I am ready and you are ready
Touch different places
Well, who does not honor the saint,
So, there is no cross on it!
You and I are not to blame
That stumbled upon the bed.
Holy day and holy place
So, there is no empty space!
Let the ice melt on the heart
From a happy valentine!
It's easy to love everyone.
So from today
Love dogs and cats
Both neighbors and passers-by
And a little, just a little
Well, a little - me!
I'm full of thorns
Simply thorns,
But you keep saying it anyway.
I say the best.
You are not my best.
Because I don't know others.
You are the reason for my love.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Meet Valentine -
Catholic saints.
On this day, one cattle
He does not bring flowers to his wife.
Deboshir and alcoholic,
Swearing and brawler
On this day, quite a Catholic,
At least pack to the Vatican!
He will hug his wife with his paw,
He forgot who he was.
So, probably the Pope
Didn't like the Roman mother!
Here the holiday has come,
We've been waiting for it!?!
I go and I'm full of energy
All the same with flowers.
Superman, three minutes to go
Goes to Superwoman.
To get some rest.
Today is a great day!
Did you miss the hit of love?
Got a powerful knockout?
Then go shopping
Look in beautiful windows.
Better call me for a visit
Pour boiling water into a glass
Brew sweet tea quickly
And read me your poem:
You are as tasty as a steak!
Tempting like passionate sex!
With a twist like a delicious cupcake!
Always want - such a reflex!
Friends, Happy Valentine's Day! I wish each of you to know true love. Forget about loneliness and sadness. Open your soul to new sensations, impressions and events. Stop being afraid of change. Everyone in this world has their own personal happiness. I want everyone to find it and feel it to the fullest. All love, harmony, reciprocity, honesty - for many years!
Dear friends! Happy Valentine's Day, I congratulate you all and wish sincerity in friendship, fidelity in love, respect in relationships, and feelings of clarity. May the great saint, like a Guardian Angel, protect your relationships, protect your families and family ties!
On Valentine's Day
Let life become like raspberries -
Sweet moments to you, friends,
All delights, compliments.
Let happiness float in your hands
Fairy tales let the world come to life.
It will give you a feeling -
Flying above the ground, man.
Near forever, forever,
To a loved one.
To have fun, not boring
You lived your life
All was well.
Know - I remember you, I love you!
Happy Valentine's Day, my dear friends. Love, inspire each other, believe in your dreams, strive for the best, achieve success, burn with the fire of passion and shine with the light of beauty. Mutual understanding in relationships, fidelity, harmony and sweet sensations.
On Valentine's Day
I wish you a lot of positive.
Love such that for centuries
So that the river of passions flows.
Nights are dark without sleep
To make your head spin.
May every day and every hour
Your hearts are on fire.
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart on Valentine's Day! I wish you great love and for life, so that passion, affection and tenderness from a loved one warms your soul. May happiness and family well-being smile at you. Happy holiday to all you lovers!
Beloved friends, on Valentine's Day, I want to tell you that I love and appreciate you incredibly much, because you are one of the most important people on this planet for me! I sincerely cherish every moment, every hour and day that we spend together! How nice to have you in my life! Love and be loved by your loved ones!
Happy Valentine's Day to you friends
Be happy always.
You congratulate each other
And bestow love.
Let her enter your house
And settle down there.
You always keep it
And take care of each other.
I congratulate you, friends,
Happy Valentine's Day,
I wish to be loved
And they were loved.
For love to be mutual
Infinite, tender, passionate.
I wish with love
Our world has become even more beautiful.
Half in this world
For everyone to find
On Valentine's Day
Everyone to be happy.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Be happy friends.
I want to shine
You are the star of love always.
You keep your love
From insults and petty quarrels,
Do no harm with jealousy
Fight back envy.
Know what is most important in the world
Only the truth of love.
And always trust each other
And you give a holiday.
On February 14, lovers all over the world celebrate their holiday - Valentine's Day. And to make this day fun for you, your loved ones and friends, do not forget to congratulate them. For this occasion, we have collected the coolest congratulations on Valentine's Day in poetry, prose and short SMS.
Happy Valentine's Day - funny congratulations in verse
If you fall into a trap in a dense forest,
If at night a red-haired impudent cockroach scares,
If in a dark alley someone asks for a light,
If your vile colleague informs the boss,
If a dove very aptly saddens your appearance,
Don't be afraid, don't worry, don't be angry - I'm with you!
I love you so much that I will never leave you!
I will heal, I will wash, I will cut! Happy Valentine's Day!
Came back in all its glory
Saint Wali's Day.
What is not a reason for everything
Did they give each one?
I only need you -
I think I'm a romantic.
I bring you flowers
Tied to a bow.
You won't untie a shish
Climbing knot.
And inside is my soul
Like a herring in the belly!
Valentine's Day -
Red day of the calendar!
What a glorious picture
We are in bed - you and me!
Frame that picture
Roses, ribbons and flowers.
Let's drink a bottle of wine
Without getting up - me and you!
And Cupid in that picture -
Do you see the wings trembling?
In the heart of everyone who loves
Arrows are flying!
Valentine's Day is death for the wallet!
Souvenirs and paintings, diamonds, pearls…
Who has enough for what - they buy everything in a row!
From gifts comes a real snowfall!
And I wish you only to love the prince,
So that, without knowing the trouble with him, you could live wonderfully.
To make life beautiful, unusual and easy,
To spend your loved one, not sparing your wallet!
On Valentine's Day
I wish sweet love
Like raspberry jam
Like chocolate with a nut
Like cakes and cupcakes
Like a huge strawberry cake.
Happy holiday to you wonderful
Happy long-awaited Valentine's Day!
Valentin is coming to visit us!
I wish you in a toast:
“To love and adore everyone,
Understand and respect!
Joy, goodness and bliss,
Let the old tags burn!”
Ah, Valentine's Day!
I will cry for a whole year
If not a single animal in the world
They won't send me a Valentine.
I will spit in the face of all lovers,
I'll get a powerful shotgun.
Doesn't seem to survive the fight
Not a single man today!
And so, let me congratulate everyone!
Wish huge love
I can leave my phone...
Call me, I'll be waiting!
Cupid's got it wrong:
Arrows are thrown, who goes where.
Put up hard barriers
They will never bring us down.
Only I don't get discouraged
There is only a lump in the throat.
Sending a valentine
This is my love poem!
We'll still be together
I will kill Cupid.
I'm in a fit of revenge
I'll stab you with an arrow!
Cupid's wings are wet -
You have to work all day.
And the birds all fell silent for a moment,
When a shadow slipped from the sky.
Follow where the arrow goes
Head this time.
I want you to fall in love
After all, it's Valentine's Day!
I wish you Valentine's Day
Meet fewer nerds for you,
To live easily, not knowing the troubles,
Caviar for you red for lunch.
And I want to talk about love
Goats in life do not meet.
And to meet the prince on a horse,
And so that there is prosperity in the family!
On Valentine's Day
Can't hold back the avalanche
Feelings that overwhelmed me
I open a secret gateway.
And my love strives
Passion foams and rushes
To the best on earth!
Delightful! To you!
Let Cupid take a sip of wine
And shoot the arrow
It will definitely hit the heart
And make you love.
So that from such love,
Didn't sleep, didn't eat
Lost to rest
Only I wanted!
On Valentine's Day, don't forget:
Wash, shave and puff up.
Go congratulate all the girls,
Give flowers and sweets to each.
Maybe you'll finally get lucky
And the miracle beauty will pick you up!
Cupid will do things today
He will strike your heart with an arrow.
You will suffer and suffer
And it's hard to sleep at night.
Don't try to save yourself
Relax and fall in love!
Today is Valentine's Day
Don't be horny like a deer
Like a snake, don't be biting
Like a seal, don't be lying down.
And then love will come
Today, not in a year!
Make a great surprise today -
Famously dance an incomparable striptease.
The main thing is to hold on tight to the pole
And on the floor you, look, do not fall.
Otherwise they won't kiss you
And, holding on to your stomach, laugh!
Tonight on a dark night
Valentine will send angels
So that they strike your heart
And they gave you love.
And if you don't want to love
You'll get hit in the ears with me!
I want to fall deeply in love
And go shopping
Looking for flowers and gifts
So that it is hot in your chest.
In the eyes so that the hearts are spinning,
And there was a man nearby!
Funny congratulations on Valentine's Day in prose
Endless tenderness, velvet hugs, passionate love and enthusiastic looks on Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day!
Today, a special love virus got into my phone, found the most beautiful and tender girl there, and then sent her a valentine with a declaration of love. Happy Valentine's Day, love!
Darling, Happy Valentine's Day. You are my Apollo, my knight, my lyricist and romantic, my brutal and sexy boyfriend, my glorious hero, lover, friend and most important man. Stay always the same versatile and wonderful. Know that I will always love you and everything will be great with us. Let us not have a day, not an hour, not a minute without sweet kisses and hugs.
I hasten to congratulate you on Valentine's Day. I give strong hugs and hot kisses. I wanted to write 14 billion affectionate words, but even virtual paper is unable to contain the storm of emotions from your happy smile. May your eyes always sparkle with new ideas and warm feelings.
Do you remember? Today is Valentine's Day. Therefore, if you planned (a) to light a huge fire of love, then do it today.
Happy Valentine's Day! I want you to have a sugar mood, chocolate surprises and magic kisses on this day! Congratulations!
Happy Valentine's Day, my precious man! I wish that next to you was the most beautiful, smart, intelligent and educated woman. Since this is me, I want to wish that my beauty and mind inspire you to all sorts of feats! I adore you!
Beloved, it seems to me, a valentine, perfume, sweets and flowers - this is too little to congratulate an angel like you. Therefore, I give you my boundless love, a million kisses and all the tenderness that I am capable of.
Love is like war: easy to start, hard to finish and impossible to forget! I can not forget you! Happy Valentine's Day!
On Valentine's Day, I wish to soar with Cupid through curly clouds of love in order to correctly indicate my goal to him.
It is more dangerous and harmful to hide love than to announce it... I love you! Happy Valentine's Day!
Short funny congratulations on Valentine's Day for SMS
On Valentine's Day
Lots of money and intimacy!
There will be money and intimacy
What the fuck is Valentine?
On Valentine's Day
I wish sweet love
Like raspberry jam
Like chocolate with a nut
Like cakes and cupcakes
Like a huge strawberry cake.
Happy holiday to you wonderful
Happy long-awaited Valentine's Day!
To all those who love, who are in love,
I wish you happiness, I'm a car.
To all those who are in search, on the way,
I wish you happiness!
May love come to everyone
To boil in the veins of the blood!
I wish you passion, seething feelings,
But definitely real.
And so that before shooting Cupid
Account kept all candidates,
So that we fall in love only with those
With whom awaits us happiness and success!
Happy Valentine's Day to everyone and everyone! May those who have found their love cherish it with all their hearts, and those who are still in search will surely meet their soul mate! Let your hearts overflow with sincere love: for relatives and friends, for the world around, for every moment of life! I wish Saint Valentine to fill your souls with romance, tenderness and the most fiery feelings!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Let your love live
And from everyday life and routine
Never gets tired.
Scattered socks beloved
And I didn't take the dishes away.
After supper lay down
With a phone on the couch.
You don't get angry and don't swear
Don't "twist" yourself
Hug him softer
As if in youth, loving.
And imagine that in every house
There are dishes and socks.
It's the little things, trust me
And no reason to be sad.
The main thing is that the heart beats
From emotions and passions.
The main thing is that you love
Every year it gets stronger.
Cupid has arrived
With an arrow and in shorts,
Everyone will have a holiday now,
The target will take and - bang!
Whether you want it or not
And love will find you
And wonderful tonight
It will definitely come into life!
One heart, two hearts
Cupid will blow them down with an arrow,
Here there is no man
There is an idiot in love.
I wish the mind
Still didn't leave you
And understand the cupids
Helped for sure!
Hugs, kisses
I wish you on Valentine's Day!
Let your eyes shine
Let your heart melt with love.
The evening will be romantic
Very very unusual.
Let Cupid be golden
Wound you with his arrow!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Let love be animal
Bright, passionate, unusual,
Unreal, fabulous.
Let happiness burn in the heart
Lights the path to victory
Calls for adventure
And in general - in everything you are lucky!
On Valentine's Day
Everything is ready for intimacy:
Light brighter candles
Bare your shoulders a little.
Let the champagne sparkle
The kiss will last all night.
Let the words of love sound
A hot whisper in the night.
Let the sky be in diamonds
And let the roses stand in vases,
Let the waves of passion carry away
To the shores of love and happiness.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Let the feelings be mutual
Days - successful, colorful,
And everything in general is positive.
Every day is a great joy
So that there are no sorrows
In life, happiness took place,
Great love kept!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Let love burn in your eyes
All feelings will be mutual
Joy attracts like a magnet.
All wishes come true
Even those that are hidden
In life there will be understanding
And success - no doubt!
On Valentine's Day
On this day of sympathy and passion,
I wish you bottomless sincere love,
To bypass all bad weather.
To be near the desired person,
Caring, carefree and loving,
So that you are the best for him,
And he is irreplaceable for you!
On Valentine's Day, I wish you passion,
A sea of devotion and love.
And most importantly, be beautiful
Give your kisses.
May all life's bad weather
They don't get in your way.
May Saint Valentine bring happiness
And fulfill my wishes.
This Valentine's Day
I give you my love.
I can't picture that picture
How can I breathe and sleep without you.
I wish you only happiness
And always be by my side.
I promise to try hard
Only love you all my life.
On this February day
May the sun be gentle
Sorrow and sadness shadow
The face will not touch!
Let the pheromones of love
Your eyes radiate
Let the streams ring
Pour, sing, play!
Good Saint Valentine
Squinting somewhere playfully
And we drown in love -
Tender, passionate, happy!
Outside the window is February and dullness,
But you are next to me
My joy, my loyalty
And the limit of my dreams.
I can't imagine life without a miracle:
Your sweet tender eyes
I will be next to you
Morning, afternoon, evening.
Routine will not lure us
Days of mossy mess,
On Valentine's Day
I scream: I love you!
We are now two halves
I wish you Valentine's Day
Always be one.
Kinder not to be found in the world of white!
For love not to pass
And separation bypassed
Let support and understanding
Do not go unnoticed!
We wish you loyalty and patience,
Do not know in love the minutes of oblivion,
To not be able to breathe
And heaven cherished our passion!
Amours hover over the city,
And the stars shine brighter from the sky.
Nobody walks angry and gloomy -
Everyone smiles like children.
Even disappeared from the city
Longing, anxiety and routine.
Every sound is charged with love
On Valentine's Eve.
Valentine's Day is an occasion
Say "I love you" again.
This is a reason to be together
Meet the early dawn.
Be young, be beautiful
And reckless at heart
May you be happy
The path to the most cherished dream!
In the cold February blizzards
Let the beat of the heart scatter in silence:
And the one who, like you, believed in love,
To you through the distance in a hurry.
Do not miss it in the crowd of passers-by -
Trust yourself and move forward.
Those who believe so much in feelings, by all means
In romance one day you'll be lucky.
Reciprocity and the most tender caresses,
Meet your own soul by chance!
Believe in a miracle, and your desire
Think Saint Valentine!
Sparkles, plays champagne
In the mysterious light of a candle.
From happiness, let him give a giant
Love this holiday is the keys!
Kiss, kiss, lovers!
And let it be nothing to you
The moaning of the blizzard is beyond the window,
And the bodies will be hot
And night and day from the conflagration,
Dissolved that in the hearts of Cupid.
Let it be amazingly sweet
Entire life! Happy Valentine day to you!