Teacher's Day quiz for elementary school. The script for celebrating Teacher's Day is funny skits, jokes, games and quizzes. Teacher Interview Questions

23.11.2019

Quiz "Wardrobe questions"

Once in Russia, such products were simply called "trousers". In the modern world, there are many varieties of them: bell-bottoms, capris, bananas, bermudas, pipes, riding breeches, leggings ... (Pants, pants.)

An intelligent man, as a rule, has several options for this accessory in his wardrobe. And in the film "Love and Doves" because of him, the main character even had a little quarrel with his wife. (Tie.)

This item of clothing is single-breasted and double-breasted. As a rule, it serves as the upper part of a classic suit. (Blazer.)

This item has evolved from a loincloth that covers the lower part of the body. There are mini and maxi. (Skirt.)

Outerwear, usually below the knees. It happens winter, summer, demi-season. Fashionistas wear with a fur collar. (Coat.)

Moth spoils this expensive thing with impunity from May to September, but does not touch it while a person is wearing it. (Fur coat.)

Lightweight clothing covering the upper body. Her "predecessors" were the ancient Greek chiton and the Roman tunic. The readiness to give the “last” was considered the height of kindness and disinterestedness. (Shirt.)

This is perhaps the most important and deserving of special attention attribute of the wardrobe. Worn in pairs, usually made of cotton, wool, nylon or synthetic fabrics. Black is optimal. (Socks.)

The prototype of this garment appeared in ancient Greece: two pieces of fabric were fastened with pins on the shoulders and a belt at the waist. This garment was made famous by Coco Chanel, who created the little black novelty in 1926. (Dress.)

A piece of winter clothing for the hands, which has two compartments: one for the thumb, and the other for everyone else. (Mitten.)

A narrow scarf worn under a coat. (Muffler.)

Knitted garment for the upper body, without fasteners, with long sleeves. Modern industry (especially Chinese) produces many cheap, short-lived and cold items from artificial yarn. However, real products serve without loss of quality and presentation for up to 10 years. (Pullover.)

Football quiz for women

Presenter: In our time, the most massive sport is football. Dear women, let's surprise men with knowledge about this man's game. And if you cannot answer, then we will ask the men to help.

The "Black Pearl" of football, he is the best, officially recognized footballer of the century. (Pele.)

How many people should be on the field from each team? (11)

The structure of two posts and a crossbar at the edge of the field, where the players try to hit the ball. (Gates.)

What is the word for goalkeeper? (Goalkeeper.)

Side gate. (Barbell.)

Violation of the rules. (Foul.)

A well-known player who is considered the second most important player in Brazil after Pelé. (Ronaldo.)

Choose a Russian synonym for the word forward. (Attack.)

Part of a football match, consisting of 45 minutes. (Half.)

The national hero of Argentina, his nickname is "San Diego", that is, Saint Diego. (Diego Maradona)

Who is a referee? (Football referee, referee in the field.)

What is the top post of a goal called? (Crossbar.)

A competition between two football teams during the time allotted by the rules, consisting of two halves. (Match.)

Who is a scorer? (A player who scores many goals.)

Name the Soviet football player, the owner of the title "the best goalkeeper of the 20th century." (Lev Yashin.)

Cosmetic quiz for men

Leading: It has long been known that a man loves with his eyes. Therefore, many tricks were invented by the weaker sex to make themselves even more attractive. Dear men, let's surprise charming ladies with your knowledge in the field of beauty. And if suddenly you don’t know something, then women, of course, will tell you.

An on-duty tool that guards the beauty of eyebrows. (Tweezers.)

Decorative cosmetics designed to emphasize, highlight the color of eyelashes. (Mascara.)

Cosmetic product for coloring and moisturizing lips. (Lipstick.)

A shoe detail that raises the heel above the level of the toe, making the woman's walk look more elegant and feminine. Appeared in women's fashion thanks to the legendary Marquise Pompadour. (Heel.)

A product that adorns a lady's hand. (Bracelet.)

Women's things from the category of "beauty for the eyes." (Eyeshadow.)

A small envelope bag that has neither handles nor a strap - it is worn, clasped in the palm of your hand or under the arm. (Clutch.)

A small but very useful tool that is used to put nails on alert. (File.)

This item is in every women's purse, is an indispensable tool to support makeup throughout the day. He will tell the whole truth, or rather, show. (Mirror.)

An element of clothing that elegantly emphasizes a woman's waist. (Belt.)

Cosmetic cream containing solid particles. Designed to cleanse the skin of dead cells. (Scrub.)

Cosmetic procedure for the treatment of nails on the fingers and the fingers themselves. (Manicure.)

Pair of ear ornaments. (Earrings.)

A spray used to create and maintain hairstyles for a long time. (Hair spray.)

Game "Story in numbers"

Interested persons are invited, 3-5 people. The host announces that everyone can write letters and numbers with their hands, but with the help of ... hmm, the waist is more difficult to do. The participants of the game stand with their backs to the guests and do a little warm-up: draw the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 with waist movements.

Then the facilitator asks that, while reading the story, the participants draw a number with their waist as soon as they hear it.

“On Sunday, the teacher usually woke up at 7 (seven) in the morning. Stretching sweetly, I decided to take a nap until 8 (eight). Suddenly there were 3 (three) calls. It called 1 (first) congratulatory. Then the teacher remembered that today was his birthday, smiled 5 (five) times and answered the interlocutor 4 (four) times: “Yes”, and then nodded 9 (nine) more times.

From intense nods, the teacher's wife woke up and presented gifts to the birthday boy: 2 (two) packages and 3 (three) bags with something pleasant and necessary. She looked tenderly at her husband and kissed him on the cheek 5 (five) times. And then there was a 2 (second), 3 (third), 4 (fourth). 5 (fifth), 6 (sixth) and 7 (seventh) calls. The birthday boy gladly accepted congratulations, but he didn’t want to doze off. ”

After reading the text, the facilitator reveals that it was actually a gracefulness test. According to the volume of applause, the most graceful guest is chosen.

Tolerant game "I welcome you"

There is always a difficulty in bringing together different people around the table. There is a wonderful opportunity to do this without much effort, naturally and naturally.

Depending on the number of guests, cards are distributed with information about how people greet each other in different countries of the world. You can issue one card for 2-3 people. One of the group members reads a card, then the group shows a greeting. After that, all the guests sitting at the table should also greet the neighbor on the left and right.

Cards:
1. The Poles, greeting the lady, say: "I kiss the hands!". And they just pretend to kiss.

2. Tajiks fold both hands just below the chest and, bending slightly, approach their friend. With the words "Assolom alaikum" both hands are extended to him.

3. Tibetans, greeting, take off their headdress with their right hand, and put their left hand behind their ear, and even stick out their tongue.

4. Turkmens put their hands in their long sleeves and kiss each other on the cheek.

5. Persians wish: "Be cheerful!" Good wish, if you think about it.

6. Jews, greeting, say: "Peace be with you!"

7. The Zulus exclaim admiringly: “I see you!”

8. The Egyptians are solicitously interested in: "Do you sweat well?"

9. In Malaysia, they simply ask: “Where are you going?”

10. Indians fold their palms in a boat and bow their heads respectfully.

11. The Chinese bow with arms extended along the body, while still shaking hands with themselves.

12. Laplanders rub their noses against each other. Perhaps they are also heated in this way.

13. Hispanics happily hug each other when they meet.

14. The Japanese are very attentive to greetings. They use three types of bows - saikerei (lowest, for the most respected people), medium (at 30 degrees) and light (at 15 degrees), for people who barely know each other.

15. Greenlanders always exclaim: "Good weather", even if it's raining with snow and squally winds.

16. Residents of India, instead of wishing good morning, ask the burning question: “Did the mosquitoes bother you too much last night?”

17. In New Guinea, there is a custom to say hello without words, just by raising your eyebrows.

Auditorium. In the background of the stage is a colorful Happy Teacher's Day greeting. Before the start of the holiday, the melody of the song _________________________________________________ sounds.

Leading together:

Hello!!!

Presenter 1

Today is an unusual day!

Lead 2

Today is an amazing day!

Presenter 1

It is a holiday today!!!

Lead 2

Glad! Long awaited!

Presenter 1

On an autumn day, when at the threshold
The cold is already breathing
The school celebrates teacher's day
- The holiday of wisdom, knowledge of labor.

Lead 2

Teacher's Day! Listen with your heart
In these sounds that are dear to you
Everything related to youth, childhood,
Everyone owes it to the teachers!

Presenter 1

Dear lovely teachers! We sincerely congratulate you on the holiday - Teacher's Day! But there is no teacher without students. And this means that today's holiday is not only yours, but also all those who studied and are studying. And everyone studied at school: our grandfathers and grandmothers, mothers and fathers. It turns out that Teacher's Day is a national holiday.

Lead 2

The burden of a teacher is not easy. These are people who brought up more than one generation. "Teacher-mentor", so they say about the director of our school (full name). You have the floor, Alexander Alexandrovich.

Word of congratulations to the director of the school.

Dear Alexander Alexandrovich, we want to break the tradition and ask you a few questions (to interview):

- Everyone has a motto when achieving their goal. Name yours.

- You decided to take on this difficult burden - to become a director. Do you consider yourself a daredevil?

- Tell me, please, do you enjoy going to work?

How do you manage to stay in such great physical shape?

- If a magician appeared now, what cherished desire would you ask him to fulfill?

The director answers.

- This is the kind of director raised by the staff and students of boarding school No. 1.

Audience applause.

A word for congratulations to the chairman of the trade union committee of the school

Lead 2

Our teachers are dedicated people. I have the impression that they are constantly at school. You come to school in the morning - they are already there, you leave school - they are still there.

Presenter 1

What a huge heart you need to have, To generously distribute it piece by piece to children day after day, year after year! And what a kind, patient and ageless soul should be.

Lead 2

Health to you! To hell with sickness!
Live a century without knowing tears,
And if it's hard all of a sudden,
We ask you not to hang your nose!

A group of students with bows, in smart dresses, with toys, with a book, with a bucket. The song "What they teach at school" sounds

Lead 2

It was in the evening
There was nothing to do.
Who walked on the street
Who was on vacation.
1st reader.

2nd reader.

3rd reader.

1st reader.
And we have plumbing. Here.
And from our window
The boarding school is visible.
2nd reader.
And from our window -
A little work room.
3rd reader.
And we have a fun class!
This time.

And fourthly, our teacher
Came to my house
Because in the hallway
I ran like crazy.
1st reader.

But in the 10th grade, for example,
A policeman came.
2nd reader.
And we got an eyeball.
And you?
3rd reader.
And we have an emergency class.
And you?
1st reader.

She has few convolutions -
That's what my sister said.
2nd reader.
In the classroom, then the neighbor's neighbor
He beat me with a book after dinner.
3rd reader.
A book? This is bullshit.
Here's a portfolio - yes!
2nd reader.
And we have a cool teacher,
Very kind and funny
exemplary,
In a word, just
All.
Wonderful!

Lead 2

It was in the evening
There was nothing to argue.

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Lead 2

This amazing house is a school! Here everything is mixed up: childhood and maturity, youth and romance, science and art, dreams and real life. In this house, joy and tears, meetings and partings.

People who once came here at the call of their hearts will never leave this house forever seething with passions, because someone very accurately once called the school "sweet hard labor."

Lead 2

Dear colleagues, let it be so that in your life
bright, kind, you were always surrounded by children, like flowers,
So that the school is a safe haven for everyone -
Happy, bright, full of kindness!

Presenter 1

Dear teachers, MUSICAL MIXINGS sound for you
We composed ditties
We tried very hard.
We only ask that you
We were not offended.

Happy Teacher's Day
We have come to you today.
Wish you great success
To teach us better.

Please, please explain
Where is the north, where is the south,
And then we'll go to Africa -
There will be a skiff for all of us.

How can we not confuse
Where is the Volga, where is the Nile.
You mix it up a little
Can eat a crocodile.

Teach to distinguish
Suffixes with prefixes
Mom will give me
Yoghurts with additives.

Train our muscles
Harden them like steel
Relatives are surprised
I became stronger and taller.

A Svetlana Nikolaevna
He loves silence very much.
Why doesn't he like to make noise?
Well, I don't understand.

And our school principal
He issued the following decree:
Who will get a hundred fives;
He will give them awards.

We sang ditties to you -
Is it good, is it bad
And now we ask you
For you to clap us.

Presenter 1

Let in this hall, at this hour
The fires burn brighter
And again we congratulate you
All of you teachers!

Lead 2

Your life is lessons, children,
Your life is patient worries.
And they love you like no one else in the world!
And they repeat it not for beautiful words.

Presenter 1

Today, dear teachers, graduating students congratulate you

1st graduate

Thanks,
Thanks for being so patient

2nd graduate

We know a lot of grief
We brought you, there was an hour
But we ask, dear ones,
Don't be angry with us.
And thank you for everything
To you, relatives, we want.
For patience, for science
We thank you from the bottom of our hearts.

Thin number. samod __________________________________________________________

Lead 2

As they say, from century to century
Man does not live by bread alone!

Presenter1
As long as you are inspired
As long as the hearts for the song are alive,
Dedicate your work
Souls wonderful impulses!

Lead 2

Dear teachers, today is your holiday.

And may this festive concert
Everything will tell you for us
That so many years
The students love you so much
For honesty, wisdom, intelligence, talent,
For the clarity of your eyes
For your kindness
so rare now

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All good things come to an end sooner or later. This is how our concert imperceptibly came to an end.

Let failures not break you
There will be more gifts of fate.
We wish you to smile more often
And forget all your troubles.
Long years and success in work
All the children want to wish you
May good years
They fly with the birds of happiness!

Presenter 1

And let them settle in your family forever
Fun, luck, love for each other,
We wish you happiness,
Health, of course
And smart and kind students!
1st reader.
And I have a nail in my pocket! Here! And you?
2nd reader.
We have a guest today! And you?
3rd reader.
And we have gas in the kitchen. And you?
1st reader.
And we have plumbing. Here.
And from our window
The boarding school is visible.
2nd reader.
And from our window -
A little work room.

3rd reader.
And we have a fun class!
This time.
We found a gas mask - that's two.
And fourthly, our teacher
Came to my house
Because in the hallway
I ran like crazy.
1st reader.
How crazy? Well, what is it?
But in the 10th grade, for example,
A policeman came.
2nd reader.
And we got an eyeball.
And you?
3rd reader.
And we have an emergency class.
And you?
1st reader.
And your sister Nyura is a fool.
She has few convolutions -
That's what my sister said.
2nd reader.
In the classroom, then the neighbor's neighbor
He beat me with a book after dinner.
3rd reader.
A book? This is bullshit.
Here's a portfolio - yes!
2nd reader.
And we have a cool teacher,
Very kind and funny
exemplary,
In a word, just
All.
Wonderful!
1st reader.
And I have a nail in my pocket! Here! And you?
2nd reader.
We have a guest today! And you?
3rd reader.
And we have gas in the kitchen. And you?
1st reader.
And we have plumbing. Here.
And from our window
The boarding school is visible.
2nd reader.
And from our window -
A little work room.

1st reader.
And I have a nail in my pocket! Here! And you?
2nd reader.
We have a guest today! And you?
3rd reader.
And we have gas in the kitchen. And you?
1st reader.
And we have plumbing. Here.
And from our window
The boarding school is visible.
2nd reader.
And from our window -
A little work room.

1st graduate

In a wonderful life, on the road of discovery
A kind and strict teacher prepares us.
The teacher is not only our patron,
Concurrently, he is a tamer.
We are stubborn, impudent, playful,
Lessons are not taught - it happens sometimes.
Thanks,
Thanks for being so patient
Thank you for loving us!

2nd graduate

We composed ditties
We tried very hard.
We only ask that you
We were not offended.