Liza Peskova my dad is the main thief. Bad joke? The daughter of Putin's press secretary called her father "the main thief of the country", and the Russians - "slaves"

“The hour of revelation has come. I, Elizaveta Dmitrievna Peskova, daughter of the main billionaire and thief of the country, press secretary of the head of state. This is the first text I write myself. All others are ordered. A whole team of serfs plows, to whom I pay your money for the sake of PR. My diet consists of lobsters sprinkled with macadamia and saffron, littered with albino sturgeon caviar, and Devon crabs. In short, from everything that you can’t afford, since your slave pocket is my pocket, embroidered with 60 carats of diamonds, ”Peskova said.

She also added that she owns 13 slaves, and her father, "the country's chief thief," teaches her "all the intricacies of this lucrative art." “Some serfs write that, living in a palace, I cannot talk about five-story buildings. Why not? There are six floors in my palace, so the reasoning is quite justified, ”Peskova wrote.

Posted by nomade. Elizabeth. me cool (@stpellegrino) Jun 1, 2017 at 8:47 PDT

"Snob" suggests that with this post she responded to criticism of her previous statements published May 30th. Peskova fully supported, suggesting a large-scale demolition of five-story buildings and.

Peskova also spoke about the increase in sidewalks. “The decision to expand the sidewalks in such a metropolis as Moscow seems extremely strange to me.<…>Seven or even nine out of 12 months of the year in the Moscow climate you don’t feel like walking along the sidewalks at all, and in the remaining five or three months you don’t really breathe building dust either. I don’t think that the practice of pushing cars out of the city is applicable to Moscow, ”she wrote.

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The 19-year-old daughter of Russian Presidential Press Secretary Liza Peskova is often criticized by social media users for her statements made on her Instagram page. This time, the girl decided to answer all ill-wishers with humor.

“In general, the conscience completely tortured. I can’t fall asleep anywhere: not one of the yachts, not one of the palaces, not one of the jets could close my eyes. None of the servants could comfort me. The hour of revelation has come. I am Peskova Elizaveta Dmitrievna, daughter of the main billionaire and thief of the country, press secretary of the head of state. This is the first text I write myself. All others are ordered. A whole team of serfs plows, to whom I pay your money for the sake of PR. My diet consists of lobsters sprinkled with macadamia and saffron, littered with albino sturgeon caviar, and Devon crabs. In short, of everything you can't afford, since your slave pocket is my pocket, embroidered with 60 carats of diamonds. I hope you don't have to explain that all the fluid that enters my body is not younger than my age.

I sleep on marble beef sprinkled with eider down. Before each physical effort, I do my favorite procedure - a golden wrap. The procedure consists in wrapping the body in a pure ingot of gold. Gold, of course, is mined by the people. The procedure, of course, is done with public money. 1% discount using the special industrial code "DengiPeople" Some serfs write that, while living in a palace, I cannot talk about 5-storey buildings. Why not? My palace has 6 floors, so the reasoning is quite reasonable. I do theft.

I am very lucky, because my dad is my main thief of the country and teaches me all the intricacies of this profitable art. Recently, he supported my undertaking with a chest with loot. With the promo code “Daughter of the Thief”, a discount on a new course for young ambitious entrepreneurs. I have 13 slaves: Juan, Juan, Agafry, Verello, Chuk, Arkady, Basilio, Sho, Ki-Ji, Tochuku, Vasya, Dima, and you can imagine the third one yourself. Once I sent Agafria to a closed sale of sanctioned products, and instead of pool cheese he bought camembert. Well, I think everyone will understand me, I had to fire the ignoramus.

I heard that people work, but I am sure that I will not know your servile lot. I don’t study anywhere, because I’m stupid from birth, but this is not a problem, since, of course, they will buy me a diploma! In the end, if I need something - I'll just buy a slave with the people's money! So the future is mine!” - Liza Peskova wrote in her personal blog.

In the comments, the opinions of the girl's subscribers were divided: some users appreciated her humor, while others considered the joke unsuccessful, noting that there is some truth in every joke.

Recall that many criticize Lisa Peskova for speaking out on topics directly related to Russian politics while living in France. In particular, a few days ago, the girl supported the idea of ​​​​renovating Moscow's five-story buildings, while at the same time criticizing the desire of the Moscow authorities to make the city pedestrian. Lisa's subscribers felt that the girl could not talk about such topics while living abroad, and invited her to return to Russia.

The daughter of Vladimir Putin's press secretary Dmitry Peskov, Elizaveta, published a post on Instagram, in which she calls herself the daughter of "the main thief and billionaire of the country." Elizaveta Peskova explained the appearance of the recording by the fact that "she was tortured by her conscience."

The post itself is designed in a sarcastic tone, and from the content it follows that this is, after all, a joke.

“In general, the conscience completely tortured. I can’t fall asleep anywhere: not one of the yachts, not one of the palaces, not one of the jets could close my eyes. None of the servants could comfort me. The hour of revelation has come. I am Peskova Elizaveta Dmitrievna, daughter of the main billionaire and thief of the country, press secretary of the head of state. This is the first text I write myself. All others are ordered. A whole team of serfs plows, to whom I pay your money for the sake of PR. My diet consists of lobsters sprinkled with macadamia and saffron, littered with albino beluga caviar, and Devon crabs. In short, of everything you can't afford, since your slave pocket is my pocket, embroidered with 60 carats of diamonds. I hope you won't have to explain that all the fluid that enters my body is not younger than my age. I sleep on marble beef, sprinkled with eider down.

Before each physical effort, I do my favorite procedure - a golden body wrap. The procedure consists in wrapping the body in a pure ingot of gold. Gold, of course, is mined by the people. The procedure, of course, is done with public money. By special promo code "People's Money" 1% discount. Some serfs write that, while living in a palace, I cannot talk about 5-storey buildings. Why not? My palace has 6 floors, so the reasoning is justified???????? ‍? I do theft. I am very lucky, because my dad is my main thief of the country and teaches me all the intricacies of this profitable art. Recently, he supported my undertaking with a chest with loot. With the promo code “Daughter of the Thief”, a discount on a new course for young ambitious entrepreneurs. I have 13 slaves: Juan, Juan, Agafry, Verello, Chuk, Arkady, Basilio, Sho, Ki-Ji, Tochuku, Vasya, Dima, and you can imagine the third one yourself. Once I sent Agafria to a closed sale of sanctioned products, and instead of Pule cheese, he bought Camembert ... Well, I think everyone will understand me, I had to fire the ignoramus. I heard that people work, but I am sure that I will not know your servile lot. I don’t study anywhere, because I’m stupid from birth, but this is not a problem, since, of course, they will buy me a diploma! In the end, if I need something - I'll just buy a slave with the money of the people! So the future is mine!”

True, the subscribers did not appreciate the joke of Elizabeth Peskova.

“Lisa, you don’t want to ruin your dad’s career, please don’t write such nonsense anymore,” commentators urge. “The banter is cool, but meaningless. After all, artificially reducing the questions that have arisen to the point of absurdity is just a way to avoid answering. It would be better to describe twice as short where you work yourself, where your mother is, and who pays the bills, ”added others, and someone simply suggested that Peskova leave Russia forever

It should be noted that the daughter of the press secretary of the President of the Russian Federation has been studying in France for the past few years and considers herself a cosmopolitan.

The daughter of Russian press secretary Dmitry Peskov, Elizaveta, posted a tongue-in-cheek photo and post in response to allegations of a luxurious and carefree life that does not match her father's income.

The corresponding entry was posted on her Instagram.

“In general, my conscience completely tormented me. I can’t fall asleep anywhere: I couldn’t fall asleep on any of the yachts, in any of the palaces, in any of the jets. None of the servants could console me. The time of revelation has come. I am Peskova Elizaveta Dmitrievna, daughter of the main billionaire and thief of the country, the press secretary of the head of state," writes Elizaveta.

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"My diet consists of lobsters sprinkled with macadamia and saffron, littered with albino beluga caviar, and Devon crabs. In short, everything that you can't afford, since your slave pocket is my pocket, embroidered with 60 carats of diamonds," – wrote Peskova.

She also admitted that she has 13 slaves, among which there is "Vasya, Dima, well, you can imagine the third one yourself."

As is known, . According to her, she moonlights as a sales assistant in a well-known brand store.

Also recall that , which is equal to his four annual salaries.

05/06/2017 - 16:24

The daughter of the press secretary of the President of Russia, Elizaveta Peskova, published a compromising post on her Instagram page. The message of the daughter of a famous politician caused a lot of hype on the network.

The daughter of Dmitry Peskov called her father "the main thief of the country." The girl finally responded to the numerous criticisms in her address with a very ambiguous post. 19-year-old Lisa turned to her subscribers: “I can no longer be silent,” and said that she was the daughter of the main thief and billionaire of Russia. With sarcasm, the girl said that her menu consists of lobsters, and she sleeps on marbled beef. In addition, her father teaches her to steal, and she herself does not study anywhere, because dad will buy a diploma. Lisa also added that she does not even know how it is to work, and will never understand the “servile share”.

In general, the conscience completely tortured. I can’t fall asleep anywhere: not one of the yachts, not one of the palaces, not one of the jets could close my eyes. None of the servants could console me. The hour of revelation has come. I am Peskova Elizaveta Dmitrievna, daughter of the main billionaire and thief of the country, press secretary of the head of state. This is the first text I write myself. All others are ordered. A whole team of serfs plows, to whom I pay your money for the sake of PR. My diet consists of lobsters sprinkled with macadamia and saffron, littered with albino beluga caviar, and Devon crabs. In short, of everything you can't afford, since your slave pocket is my pocket, embroidered with 60 carats of diamonds. I hope you won't have to explain that all the fluid that enters my body is not younger than my age. I sleep on marbled beef sprinkled with eider down. Before each physical effort, I do my favorite procedure - a golden body wrap. The procedure consists in wrapping the body in a pure ingot of gold. Gold, of course, is mined by the people. The procedure, of course, is done with public money. By special promo code "People's Money" 1% discount. Some serfs write that, while living in a palace, I cannot talk about 5-storey buildings. Why not? There are 6 floors in my palace, so the reasoning is quite justified. I am engaged in theft. I am very lucky, because my dad is my main thief of the country and teaches me all the intricacies of this profitable art. Recently, he supported my undertaking with a chest with loot. Use the promo code "Daughter of the Thief" to get a discount on a new course for young ambitious entrepreneurs. I have 13 slaves: Juan, Juan, Agafry, Verello, Chuk, Arkady, Basilio, Sho, Ki-Ji, Tochuku, Vasya, Dima, and you can imagine the third one yourself. Once I sent Agafria to a closed sale of sanctioned products, and instead of Pule cheese, he bought Camembert ... Well, I think everyone will understand me, I had to fire the ignoramus. I heard that people work, but I am sure that I will not know your servile lot. I don’t study anywhere, because I’m stupid from birth, but this is not a problem, since, of course, they will buy me a diploma! In the end, if I need something - I'll just buy a slave with the money of the people! So the future is mine! Posted by nomade. Elizabeth. me cool (@stpellegrino) Jun 1, 2017 at 8:47 PDT

Elizabeth, of course, was joking, but few appreciated this joke. Most of the subscribers reacted sharply to the sarcastic statement of Peskov's daughter and began to angrily comment on her post. It is worth noting that Lisa has long had a lot of questions, because she has repeatedly compared Europe and Russia, and not in favor of the latter.

A family of graceful noses Publication from nomade. Elizabeth. me cool (@stpellegrino) Apr 22, 2017 at 12:04 pm PDT

Look at me when I "m talking to you You looking at me but I"m looking through you I see the blood in your eyes I see the love in disguise I see the pain hidden in your pride I see you"re not satisfied I see the truth in your lies I see nobody by your side But I "m with you when you are all alone And you correct me when I" m looking wrong I see the guilt beneath the shame I see your soul through your window pane I see the scars that remain Posted by nomade.elizaveta.me cool (@stpellegrino) Jan 25, 2017 at 12:05 pm PST

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